stump breaking

When an individual living the state of Texas, stand upright on a tree stump so as to position his groinal area close to and engage in a sexual manifestation of penile nastiness with a COW.

My penis is covered in fly larva because of my promiscuous actions while stump breaking last weekend.

by Wamba September 15, 2003

stump broke

had sex with an animal. stood on a stump during the act.

Ace Dog stump broke that mule out in the field today.

by dennisrwood October 18, 2003

stump bust

Stump busting is more common during deer season. Stump busting is the act of tying an animal to a tree or a tree stump so they cannot get away and mounting them sexually.

Redneck #1- You git you a buck last nite?
Redneck #2- Naw, just stump busted a coyote.

by eddievanhoglen August 10, 2006

stumplin

A small person stumpy person who is not very intelligent... a mixture of stumpy and dumplin STUMPLIN

Man Mark is such a small fat retard....wot a STUMPLIN

by Burnzio June 26, 2006

Stump Dick

1.)A guy who talks big but never does anything.

2.)That guy you know who made a name for himself but really has nothing worth boasting about.

3.)A strong guy who cannot satisfy his girlfriend(s).

1.)John is really intimidating but then again he has no balls to do anything he threatens to do. What a stump dick.

2.)Herman is such a stump dick; he acts all high and mighty but he has no game.

by Iron M. February 17, 2009

stump water

Any substance that smells like it came out of a wet tree stump.

Guinness smells and tastes like stump water.

by PerCoceT January 20, 2005

stumpf

verb, used in progressive tense ("stumpfing").
To apply a pair of tighty-whiteys with profuse skid-marks to an individual's face, usually while they are sleeping or passed out due to intoxication.

That drunk guy on the couch fell victim to one awful stumpfing.

by Millionaire September 28, 2005