Shumming

The act of ejaculating and shitting simultaneously, in order to stimulate the prostate and achieve maximum projectile velocity of cum.

Bro 1: I was shumming so hard while my parents were getting groceries yesterday.
Bro 2: Bro my parents are always home i can never shum in peace.

by Dottman May 27, 2025

Strumkin

The act of getting a blowjob while playing the guitar.

My girlfriend gave me a strumkin last night while sitting around the campfire.

by Mchmuhsga December 4, 2025

Stamming

The act of spending the whole stamming like you’re a Stam. May be slightly gay.

Hey how many hours do you spend stamming a day?

by Stam Enjoyer December 26, 2025

tree stumping

To spit on the ground and put ones cigarette out in the saliva and leave it sticking upwards towards the sky.

"Dammit, I always get butts on my shoes because some dumbass keeps tree stumping"

by Dee Lauris September 29, 2004

reverse-slumming

Hanging out in an enclave of the rich when you yourself live in or are staying in a distinctly more modest neighborhood.

While visiting a friend in San Diego who lives on Ladrillo St., I spent an afternoon walking the streets and bluffs of La Jolla. When I asked my friend to drop me off on his way to work, I said, "I'm going to go reverse-slumming in La Jolla."

by Paula K August 26, 2007

chump stumping

A deliberate act of sabotage through misdirection or misinformation aimed at maintaining locus of control in interpersonal interactions; often times involves deliberately withholding key information or misrepresenting policy or procedure in an effort to manipulate others, typically for personal gain.

Janie knew the intern would outshine her at the next board meeting, so she chump stumped him by telling him the APR was .01% as opposed to .1%. All of his figures were off, and he looked foolish after Janie pointed out “his simple math mistake”.

Chump Stumping can also be used reflexively

The customer had many questions about the return policy and seemed hesitant to purchase the item. Tom really needed the commission, so he answered all the customer’s questions but stumped the chump by not mentioning service and repackage fees on return.

by mollymoo5 October 17, 2010

Soda streaming

When having sex, after a woman squirts, to keep fucking her until the juices start to bubble and pop.

So did you take care of her or just bump her and dump her?
No dude, I was soda streaming her, then I threw her out.

by DSwede August 2, 2019