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Patrick spray

Noun: the first pee you take after ejaculation from anal sex. “Salt water” (the sea) and a “starfish” (Patrick)
“I’d rather snuggle, but I’ve got to go take a Patrick spray.”

“As long as I take a Patrick spray, she doesn’t make me wash it first.
by Hal2001 April 19, 2023
mugGet the Patrick spraymug.

Leaf Spray

The urine that ricochets off of leaves of a bush in front of you and back onto you when attempting to urinate inside or on the edge of the woods
I'm glad i finally got to piss but man i got hit with a good amount of leaf spray
by Dmitri Kohklachevksy July 9, 2011
mugGet the Leaf Spraymug.

TSA Spray

The act of farting in the oval X-ray Machine at any airport for the next passenger to walk into the stench you just left in your wake
"Dude, this lady at security kept bumping we with her bags while on line at the TSA Checkpoint. It's alright though I left her a little TSA spray to show my appreciation"
by moffboy March 3, 2020
mugGet the TSA Spraymug.

rage spray

The spit that sprays out of a persons mouth when there on a rage and screaming.
That guy had rage spray all over his face when Steve was screaming at him.
by Bolkbich September 30, 2013
mugGet the rage spraymug.

preemptive spray

When you know you are about to blow the bathroom up, so you spray before you do. This helps keep the odor from seeping under the door while you do your business.
About to take a dump. Feels like a bad one. Better preemptive spray so no one else knows just how bad this shit is.
by lillovekitty November 26, 2013
mugGet the preemptive spraymug.

Spray AIDS

You know, when you’re taking a shit, but it’s not really a shit. You go to sit down on the toilet, and it’s coming out at about 200 psi and it sprays fecal matter over everything. Cleanup is not expected
Holy hell, Im going to Spray aids all over Jenny’s bathroom mirror
by TophBecker August 2, 2018
mugGet the Spray AIDSmug.

Spray and Pray

To aimlessly shoot multiple bullets with no discernable skill or purpose. Particulary a common trait found amongst the struggling african american community (homeboy sights weapon canted to the side)wiggers, bad action movies, and rag heads whom spray the bagdad bullets. See bagdad Bullets.
Mother fukin hodgey (Rag head) came around the corner atempting to spray and pray he would hit something, so I double tapped two into his chest, stupid fucker
by Clucth Haskins December 23, 2007
mugGet the Spray and Praymug.

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