Spoon cooker 

The lighter a junkie uses to heat up the spoon he is cooking his heroine in.

The junkie ripped that guy's face off because the guy took his spoon cooker

Spoon cooker by Johnfuckingdenver November 24, 2018

Spoon Fun 

An act of homosexual intercouse

Daddy Derek wants to have some Spoon Fun with Mr. Hansen

Spoon Fun by Applepiecomics August 24, 2019

spoon fed ninja turtle 

Used to describe someone who has a fuck up that only a dumbass could have.

friend: i dropped my Nintendo into the toilet while taking a humongous shit!

you: your a spoon fed ninja turtle.

spoon fed ninja turtle by k!mmyh3d-69 October 20, 2021

Spoon full of sugar 

a concave eating utensil containing Victorian Britains favourite opiate, Heroin/ smack/ Diamorphine/ Mary's choice/ Dancing chimney sweep/ Tupence/ Wooden leg named Smith etc..

"Children, hold this spoon full of sugar over that candle whilst Bert and I fetch a syringe from a skip."

Spoon full of sugar by badmanr2 August 5, 2009

Spoon Drawer 

A game you play with your friends, where a group of people lay down and spoon each other like spoons in a drawer. Can be played with any combination of boys or girls, but it is generally accepted that you try to make sure no guys are spooning each other (unless you want to).

"Yo bro, let's play spoon drawer!"
"Okay, I'll call up some people!"
*spooning commences*

Spoon Drawer by C-Dub, a.k.a. the Judge August 3, 2010

Spoon Out 

Taking such a large quantity of a hallucinogenic drug/s that you have no idea what's going on. Reality is long gone and you are in another dimension unknown to any species.

"Woah man, i took too much acid the other night. Had a proper spoon out"
"Shit dude, did you see kyle the other night?" "He was spooning out hard!"

Spoon Out by Hawild September 20, 2011

spoon hour 

Spoon hour is a time when sleep deprivation is so severe that anything is hilarious, including the mention of the word "spoon".

Jack: "your cheeks would be better... flappy."
Max: "Like that piece of apple that you almost bite off that has a flap of skin attaching it to the apple like a door."
Sj: "I think the real problem is the lack of cheek flap."
Jack: "Oh god... spoon hour."

spoon hour by Med Revuers for Spoon Hour July 13, 2010