Spelunking

The act of engaging in anal sex.

I went spelunking with this chick and it was soo tight!

by the_great_cave_diver January 16, 2009

spanking the angry monkey

another term used to say matursbate.

"I just got done spanking the angry monkey."

by freshswagg February 27, 2010

Spanking the Monkey

For a male, to expose and manually massage one's aroused phallic appendage, often publicly

Pee Wee Herman was arrested by the police for spanking the monkey in the porno theater.

by Ken Seabury August 11, 2018

Slunker Slanking

A euphemism for masturbating.

"Fuck off dude, I'm slunker slanking."

by wtflolz October 11, 2015

spanking the kitty

Lady masturbation.

Ewe! Your fingers stink! It smells like you were just spanking the kitty!

by tonyfamous October 4, 2010

spinking

When people are talking their stream of consciousness out loud, usually women and especially mothers.

"Right, I need to get some toothpaste, then I need to go to the launderette, then get some petrol blah blah yabber yabber"

"Shut yer trap ma, you're spinking again"

by evz May 20, 2008

Spelunking

Derogatory term for a diminutive sexual parter (male or female) who performs oral sex on a much larger, usually exceedingly overweight, female partner.

Man, did you hear about Katie's spelunking trip last night?

by Wick Felterman June 15, 2009