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A type of Spoonerism. Switching the middle portions of two words that follow each other in a sentence. Inspired by the alternative splicing of pre-mRNAs in eukaryotic systems
Student: A claxic essample of the regulation of alternative splicing deals with sex determination in Drosophila.
Professor: That was an example of word splicing!
Class: Hahahaha
Professor: That was an example of word splicing!
Class: Hahahaha
by momoyster March 15, 2012
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People who consider themselves 'mature' have often discarded solutions to problems to make way for their mental comfort. Mature people are therefore shlocks. The antonym for shlock is thinker. A thinker is a far higher level of being than a lowly (albeit rich and influential) shlock. Thinkers care about intelligence and compassion whereas shlocks do not. Thinkers are advised to isolate themselves away from shlocks for the welfare of future generations, no matter how few their numbers and how lonely the isolation. Turning to the comfort of maturity is weak failure when perfection is nowhere near half way reached.
People who consider themselves 'mature' have often discarded solutions to problems to make way for their mental comfort. Mature people are therefore shlocks. The antonym for shlock is thinker. A thinker is a far higher level of being than a lowly (albeit rich and influential) shlock. Thinkers care about intelligence and compassion whereas shlocks do not. Thinkers are advised to isolate themselves away from shlocks for the welfare of future generations, no matter how few their numbers and how lonely the isolation. Turning to the comfort of maturity is weak failure when perfection is nowhere near half way reached.
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"The common man must have Splack, and have it more abundantly."
"Give the people Splack, and let them find their own way."
"Give the people Splack, and let them find their own way."
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