Cough Splash

1. An individual who makes an embarrassing dick of themselves in public places.

2. Someone who you really do not want to be!

Person 1: Jan is such a dick.
Person 2: Yeah she is a total cough splash.

by 6515 October 31, 2011

Urine splashback

Urine splashback is what happens to some people (men only) when they are using the urinal and the force of the urine causes some to splash back and hit your shirt or pants.

Person 1: Dude why are your pants all wet?

Person 2: I had to piss really bad and it came out way to fast..it splashed back and hit me

Person 1: That damn urine splashback again...

by yo mama jk im yo daddy November 30, 2011

douche splosh

an asshole of teh biggest order!

Rehman Malik is a real douche splosh for banning motorcycles from coming on the road in Karachi.

by distressedcivilian November 15, 2012

Urban Splash

the art of masturbating in public.

Dave went into town at the weekend, I can only presume he was having an urban splash.

by ZFKW November 13, 2014

whale splash

whale splash, is a short stubby turd that is heavy in weight! so when it hits the water in the toilet it splashes you.

Steve did you hear that? I think Brett just got whale splashed! I heard him cussing in the bathroom.

by stevetotheo April 13, 2015

Brownie splash

A splash of water a person receives in the butt when they are taking a shit, dump, or poop. When you're poop hits the water and splashes back up into you

"Gotdamit man, I just got brownie splashed. I even tried standing up as my turd left my butt

to avoid this!!"

- Marcus R

by Marcus R Jr June 13, 2015

second splash

When you have a successful bowel movement but sometime later need to go back to the toilet for more.

I had a good one this morning but had to go back for a second splash after breakfast

by bdbetty October 11, 2015