hard seltzer

is code for "you will vomit", usually by 4am

Oh my god, I knew she would "hard seltzer" after that many vodka sodas in a can...

by chadastrophic March 28, 2019

Alka-Seltzer

The act of taking a duece while in a hot tub. Since the hot tub is already churning water, bubbles, and blowing hot water, the turd will quickly dissolve like an alka-seltzer, leaving a nice fecal coloring to the water.

I was in Laura's hot tub last night, listening to Aaron Neville, and sippin' on a chilled glass of white zinfandale, when I decided to leave an alka-seltzer.

by Miami Matt September 3, 2006

Seltzer Enema

An enema using a bottle of seltzer which is shook up and quickly inserted into the partners rectum when the cap is removed.

Andy and Tom wanted to do anal, but where mutually afraid of dirty poop shoot syndrome. They quicly retreived a bottle of seltzer and used it as an enema. Thus the seltzer enema.

by Matty Lin January 24, 2009

Speat

Speat is the verbally spoken equivalent of a tweet in which the speaker is limited to a certain amount of time or number of words to communicate their thoughts.

I am no longer exhausted by John's long winded explanations now that he has learned to speat.

by edenite February 9, 2009

smeltzer

usually the last name of a rather sexy fellow.

also known as man with outrageously large action

can typically be heard saying
"ladies.."
"slappa dat shit like u wants it"
"who the fuck is romancing my foot?"

chick1: did u see his action
chick2: yeah it was huge.
chick1: he's definately a smeltzer

by saltines1990 June 19, 2008

skelt

a degenerate, a loser, often times found in dirty grimy clothes, not well groomed, ratty hair and a general unkept appearance,often times involved in illeagle activities and many times drug
related; all crystal-meth users are skelts.

Look at the degenerate skelt over there smoking crack and listening to Nine Inch Nails.

by Rachel Sleeter July 4, 2005

Shelterfuck

Noun : One who has sex in exchange for shelter.

Verb: The act of having sex for shelter.

Need a place to stay? I'm open to a shelterfuck.

She is a shelterfuck.

She shelterfucked five of my friends, after I kicked her out of my house.

by Primo G October 27, 2009