grumpy soldier

mixing a line of cocaine with molly (ecstacy) and snorting them together.

i did so many grumpy soldiers last night, i'm pretty sure i have damage brain.

by harry deepwood May 10, 2010

Bubblegum soldier

used to describe a troop that is chewed the fuck up

Look at that bubblegum soldier wearing black socks to PT

by dfoland April 09, 2011

prostate soldier

A man who has anal intercourse with men on leave.

Bro, did you know deric was a prostate soldier?

Yeah man he's had sex with all the guys in my platoon.

by GingerChrist420 April 08, 2016

soldier's joy

Morphine, or perhaps Whiskey depending on the context.

"Gimme some of that Soldier's Joy, you know what I mean
I don't want to hurt no more my leg is turnin' green"

by MKat512 February 25, 2018

soldier 76

that one character you play in overwatch when you are a call of duty cunt who cant be arsed to use actual skill to win your games

"hey do you wanna hang out with darren?"
"na he plays soldier 76 on overwatch."

by Ninjie November 13, 2022

Dream Soldier

a dream soldier
not pog

oh it's a dream soldier not pog

by dream soldier October 21, 2020

Football soldier

An individual that religiously attends every football game possible with the sole purpose of fighting all people who support any team other than their own. Traits include: very low intelligence and the ability to consume unimaginable volumes of alcohol in the form of cheap ass beer. They are known to never use their assigned seat and spend the entire duration of the game verbally assaulting both teams, referee and especially any supporter of any other team. Weapons of choice are the chair that they have been assigned to (if not nailed to the floor) and empty beer cans, glasses or anything they can pick up around them.

Bob was in a fight after yesterday's football game with the other football soldiers

Bob is a football soldier

by Sanctuum December 03, 2020