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Cook-from-scratch snob

People (usually over 50 who didn't grow up with microwaves and who have spent more years not working than actually working, so they have loads of time on their hands;) looking down their nose at people who don't bake their own bread, make their own jam, make their own pastry, and spend 3 hours a day, chopping and peeling and cooking every last morsel from scratch.

Many of these pseudo-intellectuals claim to even 'grow' their own foods; fruit, veg and grain, etc etc, and they scoff at people who buy frozen veg, and lecture them fervently on how much better 'fresh' is. And they name anyone who uses ready meals as chavs or lazy or somehow sub-intelligent.
Who the hell does Sylvia think she is, having a go at me for giving my kids microwave toad-in-the-whole. She is such a cook-from-scratch snob.
by justakidatheart March 8, 2013
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two steps up from a snob

A clean way of say b***h
She's such a little two steps up from a snob.
by Celestasia May 10, 2005
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Snob Value

A snob value is where someone allocates value to an item based on showing off, not on intrinsic value.
He bought her a handbag at a ridiculous price because of snob value
by The Anti-Snob May 2, 2025
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Prog snob

Miserable cunts (usually British) who are insistent that progressive rock is the only decent genre of music and who actively dislikes anything outside that category. These creatures tend to have as much fun in their 50s as they did in their teens (basically none) as they’re convinced that clubbing and partying is “lame” and instead sit at home with their wanked out pressing of dark side of the moon because it’s “fun to be alternative”. They marry wives who are frequently into pop music and receive daily reminders as to why Phil Collins shouldn’t have replaced Peter Gabriel in Genesis, to which they respond “well anything but a fucking 20 minute song that does fuck all”. It should be noted that they scour the internet in misery, commenting on pop videos and replying in anger on music forums.
James Is a right prog snob. Listening to one song every half a fucking hour
by SLick pussy February 2, 2023
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Meme snob

An person who instead of roasting you, they instead complain on the way you roast.

An Meme snob may also complain on the comedic value of your memes based of how old the meme is

- Albert Einstein
"Fucking no u meme, fuck off with that stale bullshit! (An Meme snob complaining about the "No u" meme "
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people snob

Any of such persons who decidedly reject a certain typology, characteristic, skill set, etc. manifested in another person. See douchebag.
"How did your conversation about mainstream society go?"
"Not well... I think she's a people snob."
by flannel_giant October 18, 2012
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nando's snob

Someone who judges other people for not liking a spiciness as high as theirs
wIL: You can't handle the hot or medium heat unlike me!

Fred: Like seriously, what are you? A Nando's snob?
by Wanghammer92 November 28, 2017
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