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Snarf

To sneeze while ejaculating causing one to blow their load uncontrollably everywhere.
I was about to cum and I fucking snarfed everywhere!
by crazedwalrushunter April 8, 2010
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SNARF: the consequence of neglecting to log out of one's facebook and leaving one's computer prey to attack; one's status is then "SNARFED"- (all caps is VERY important) to show one's dominance over another. The more "likes" and "comments" one receives, the higher the quality of the SNARF and the SNARFer. Remaining anonymous is of the utmost importance to keep the integrity of the SNARF. Also, deleting a SNARF is grounds for suspension or even expulsion from the SNARF family.

SNARF(verb) to eat; to drink; to like someone of the opposite sex; to sleep in; to refer to a previous snarf.

SNARF(noun): a food; a drink; a person of the opposite sex one likes; sleep; numchuck skills; the first president of the united states... of america.

SNARF(any other form of speech): simply as one intends for it to be used: can be positive or negative; cacophonous or euphonious; pejorative or ameliorative; black or white; reptilian or mammalian.

origin: the thunder cats character who resembles a cat
SNARF: Facebook User: SNARF SNARF SNARF!!!

Common responses- NOOOO!, I've been snarfed.

- Did you really just snarf me?

SNARF (verb): I'm about to go snarf, you wanna come?

-I'm just snarfin around right now, you?

SNARF (noun): How's the snarf tonight? Are you guys going to hang out?
by The Snarf December 20, 2010
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Snarfing

The act of farting in a hot tub and biting the bubble before it hits the surface
Ricky has been snarfing in the hot tub all night! He just snarfed the biggest fart bubble!
by shredanddestr0y September 18, 2012
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Noun: 1980's slang for a person who farts in the bath tub and eats the bubbles

Verb: The act of eatting fart bubbles
MOM: "Honey! Look! Junior is sitting in the tub!"

DAD: "Yes dear, in fact the little snarf just snarfed down those fart bubbles"
by Xy July 6, 2004
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The sound a chihuahua makes when it's reverse sneezing. It sounds like it's trying to hawk a loogie.
My dog's snarfing kept me up all night last night.
by Jaimee May 28, 2005
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Snarf is a little animal. It is also an dessert with cake.
"Did you already put the snarf in the cake dessert?"
by dniworrom May 14, 2008
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Making fun of Spencer ludin and to lose your virginity
Spencer's never snarfed hahah
by devin bon patel December 31, 2008
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