Marshmallow Smuggler

A woman whose backside is so visibly covered in cellulite that it appears her yoga pants are concealing hidden bags of marshmallows.

Man, did you see that marshmallow smuggler walking into Starbucks? I think Lulu Lemon just threw up a little in her mouth!

by SmoovJC June 28, 2014

cheese smuggling goblin

The scummy French

Ahh I hate the French, the little cheese smuggling goblins

by Lydiaisfit February 26, 2019

Smuggling hams

Fat upper arms of morbidly obese people. With sleeves stretched to capacity it looks like the individual has hams in their shirt sleeves.

Damn boy, look at that land whale! She's smuggling hams.

by BobSutan. August 19, 2009

Shmuggly-fing

When a girl laughs and her face morphs into a fucking pig, and you're like "God damn that's gross!!"

Oh, fuck, she's gone all shmuggly-fing on us.

by Evil_Pop_Tart February 3, 2004

Snugglybug

Coined directly from the word 'snuggling', having a snugglybug is similar to a hug or cuddle, however lasts for a considerably longer period of time.

Usually enjoyed by a couple, snugglybugging is a very romantic and intimate activity that involves simply cuddling with your significant other, especially in cold weather under a warm blanket.

The 'bug' ending to the word snugglybug was added for a cutesy effect.

Mushroom Man : Hey honey, what are you in the mood for tonight?

Bunny : Hmm... I think we should order some takeout, get a DVD and... snugglybug?

Mushroom Man : BooYeah.

by ChocolatePudding21 May 19, 2010

bologna smuggler

One who loves the COCK!!!! Or one (male or female) who loves to take dick in any whole they can.

That bitch is a straight up bologna smuggler!!!

by KatieL October 23, 2007

Midget Smuggling Pants

Midget smuggling pants are baggy legged pants, often worn by goth people.

If someone were to step over a midget they would dissapear because the pants are so big in the leg.

"Haha look that guy is wearing Midget Smuggling Pants!"

by Ella B February 10, 2009