The Tether SMP

a really really cool smp.
(you should join)
h t t p s : / / y o u t u . b e / A x a - q 7 V H t G s

In "The Tether SMP" your health, hunger and exp are all tied to another person.

by Your Casual Dumbass April 4, 2025

SMPJOU

Stands for "shitting my pants, jacking off uncontrollably." Used in situations where you have no idea how to react, so you lose control of your bowels and begin to unwittingly masturbate to no end. It is a similar reaction to having your head explode. Most often used after comments in social networking sites and in text messages.

I can't believe it's not butter! #SMPJOU

by Hashtagharry May 21, 2013

smpxxrose

the coolest mutual ever, the best fanpage, and genuinely a really nice person.

hey, have you heard of smpxxrose?

yes! they are really cool!

i know right! i love them!

by saturn<3333 August 18, 2021

smptwt

Several overdramatic teenagers who constantly tweet about how much they hate sweaty gamers from the SMPLive minecraft server. They will talk about punching them, then immediately cry over something they said or did.

Their theme song is “Marlboro nights” by Lonely God,, and their favourite emoji is “🥺”. They’re surprisingly sensitive and deserve the world.

smptwt users:

“I fucking hate jschlatt so much he is a stupid goat man.”

Few minutes go by

“I literally love Mr Jschlatt so much he’s literally the babiest 🥺🥺”

by @angeIanti on twt November 30, 2019

smplives

smplives is a really funny person that speaks facts.

-have you heard of smplives?
-nope.
-oh you should check their account they’re really cool.

by idk cool person June 24, 2021

SMPILSH

Short for "Shit my pants I laughed so hard." Also used as IJSMPILSH (I just shit my pants i laughed so hard). The phrase can be used as a more expressive and more graphic version of the classic 'lol' or 'rofl.' This abbreviation was created by Axel K. and Josh H. during biology class in 2006.

SomeGuy46: ugh i just sneezed on my screen.

OtherPerson007: SMPILSH.

SomeGuy46: screw u.

by Axel Kammerer January 12, 2009

smpd

smpd means suck my pink dildo. It's used by people who don't have dicks. you can also use it for different color dildos, for example, smrd which means suck my red dildo.

Person 1: You're so annoying

Person 2: Yk you can smpd

by Nels and Makayla February 13, 2022