smartass

Someone who tries to add an insult to the end of every sentence in the hope that people find him funny.

P: "You're a smartass"
R: "No, I'm not, you fucking retard!!!!!!!"
P: "QED"

by plasmafury March 28, 2010

spartan helmet

When someone is sleeping or passed out, you put a beer bottle standing up on each one of their eyes, and then lay your dick in the middle, you can also take pictures of it to add to the humility they will feel the next day.

boogle: when kyle was asleep i gave him a spartan helmet
roger: I remember that, we also put the pics of it on his myspace!

by Felly B December 25, 2007

Smartasm

This is a combination of sarcasm and being a smart ass, which is the generally the same meaning.

I'm picking up on your smartasm with that comment.

by Brutus Lane March 5, 2011

smarten up

to smarten somebody up - to make look nicer or neat in appearance

then he smartened her up

he would smarten up her (ignore this line, it's just for the stupid input mask to stop saying "Example doesn't use the word smarten up."

purportedly, kidnapped child Natascha Kampusch's kidnapper would try to smarten her up and photograph her when he had beaten her up. (Don't like this example though it's the source - from Wikipedia. Better example anyone ?)

by pookie3456 November 3, 2006

Spartan

Referencing Frank Millers '300', an elite class of greek soldiers, who tend to pwn persians. Consisted of super hardcore people such as Jason Statham, Bear Grylls, and Chuck Norris. Like to kick people down giant pits

Spartan- THIS IS SPARTAAA!!!! *kick down a pit*

by that super cool guy January 11, 2009

smartasseyness

The act or thought of being a smart ass a person who is annoyingly or obnoxiously cocky.

Seriously though there isn't any smartasseyness intended

by Nagrom389 November 1, 2009

Smartass

Mike

Mike, stop being a smartass

by Mattark May 21, 2020