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Slinging Some Hippo Cock

A massive mammal with an even bigger cock attached to the crotch of a man. Legend says if you penetrate an ass hole deep enough with a hippo cock you can split the large intestine in half.
You hear the new Arab kid is slinging some hippo cock?

God damn Muslims. Ruining all them girls ass holes for the rest of us.
by Jibbletlover99 November 16, 2019
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slinging chicken

Slingin’ chicken is when a man takes a chicken, male or female, and sodomizes it. After the act, the slinger takes the chicken by its feet and launches (yeets) it over a bridge of at least 350 feet high.
Damn, Sebastian was so drunk last night he started slingin’ chicken left and right. Slingin’ chicken is my favorite thing to do on Tuesdays! Slinging chicken is a despicable act.
by Paul chicken December 12, 2020
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Sling back

When you pull the pussy tongue with your mouth and pops back to place.
Boy I sucked that pussy and the sling back was wow
by anonymous November 25, 2021
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sling & wesson

What a slingshot is called when you master the ability to use said slingshot to the point where the rocks you propel literally travel at the same speed of a bullet fired from a Smith & Wesson manufactured gun.
person a: yo bro... check it out... i got the sling & wesson..
person b: i do not believe you.
person a: *uses slingshot so adaquately that person b fucking dies*
by sphericalcube October 30, 2023
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cunt slinging whore

A non-classy lady who slings her cunt just as a whore would.
Catrina is a cunt slinging whore, from WAY back
by A-kkk21 December 3, 2017
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Dingleberry sling

When a pet has diarrhea that gets stuck in their butt hairs, then scoots all over the house or apartment, effectively coating the floor in dingleberries.
The cat’s stomach was completely wrecked ... she did the dingleberry sling all over the downstairs last night.
by Possumgirl13 July 28, 2019
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The Slinging Thresher

A viviparous unique creature who due to their special thermoregulation heating system 'endoderms' are able to produce internal body heat that enhances their metabolism and muscle growth. Their electrical impulses in addition to their endoderms earns them the title as the 'best hunters to walk the earth'.
They continue to elude enthusiasts about their origin and their unusual penis (Causil Cock) which is as along as the thresher itself which is around 6 meters. They whip their helpless prey into submission with their giant Causil Cock.
They lunge at their tethered bait (which are all women) by using a special technique called 'breaching'. He stuns his prey by slinging his 6 meter penis over her head like a trebuchet with a speed of over 30 miles per hour. Once unconscious, the mammal then takes his prey to an unknown destination where he continuously and violently rapes her until she's torn into shreds. He then eats her remains at his own leisure. The more women he eats, the stronger he becomes.
Sam: "OMG, I think the Slinging Thresher is coming our way, quick run!"
Jessica: "What are you worried for, let him try!, I'll squash him with my bare hands, let him try and sling me with his 6 meter penis, I'll snap it into two logs and use them as fire starters for my wood heater"
by A=L+P January 19, 2018
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