Slinging the heavy

When a badass mother fucker walks up to a bitch and spits some of his best game. When you know that bitch is good and ready to get on dat dick. Instead of asking "hey u wanna fuck?". U being the pussy pulling badass u are u say "Hey yo bitch! U want to come back to my place so i can sling that heavy to ya!"

Hey yo bitch! Nice to meet u! I'm gunna be the man who is slinging the heavy to ya tonight! (most effective way to use "slinging the heavy")
Those bitches loved it when I was slinging the heavy!
I WAS SLINGING THE HEAVY ALL NIGHT!!

by Heavy Slinger November 22, 2011

sleggings

Jogger- Since joggers are a mixture of sweatpants and leggings so sleggings is just a combined word of sweatpants and leggings

Victoria- "OMG that girl over there is wearing sleggings"
Hannah-"I LOVE her sleggings style"

by croptopqueen January 5, 2018

web-slingging

when you skeet in your hand and toss it at a chicken head's face.

I slang my web on a bitch. in ya face. in.. ya... FACE.

by john rigby July 11, 2004

fruit smuggling shorts

Similar to moose knuckles, when a man wears the skin tight shorts and everything in his package is visible in great detail.

Many bicyclists are fond of fruit smuggling shorts to cut down on wind resistance.

by Lucy M December 9, 2007

mud slinging

the act of deficating in your hand and throwing it across the room or corridor in an attempt to pelt some one therefor giving them pink eye

nurse-what could have possibly happend that you could have gotten pink eye

you- i know exactly how! billy-joe was mud slinging at me.

by pootdoodle February 9, 2009

smuggling jelly beans

Erect nipples clearly visible through clothing.

Either it's really cold in here, or she's smuggling jelly beans.

by Mangy Coyote April 21, 2006

Pussy Smuggling

When a wife intentionally abstains from sex in an attempt to manipulate or control her husband. A wife is also deemed a smuggler if she does not provide reasonable access to the pun just for the sake of being mean. The art of pussy smuggling is complicated, it walks the razors edge of successful manipulation and getting dumped. Usually dumped.

His wife has been smuggling for weeks, maybe he should pay attention to her more.

My wife is an extreme pussy smuggler, I think it's time I get a trade in for a newer model.

Her addiction to pussy smuggling destroyed her marriage.

by The Tangerine August 31, 2013