Slap ass day

Fake Holiday that if it was real you would not be able to participate cause you get no bitches.

April 1 is Slap Ass Day.
Person: Hey it's April 1 st!
Person 2: yeh?
Person: it's Slap Ass Day.
Person 2: No it's not it's April fool's Dumbass and anyways you get no bitches

by Ppoorrttiiaa March 31, 2022

Slap ass week

A week where you can slap anyone ass without them getting mad April 3-9

Can I slap your ass because it's slap ass week

by Heckmeister April 6, 2022

Slap ass day

Slap your friends ass for free

Go smack Sally’s butt while it’s still slap ass day

by anonymous February 8, 2022

Slap Ass Month

Slap Ass Month is a holiday that takes place all throughout the month of November where you get to slap anyone's ass if you are there friend, cousin,co-worker,etc. And it's not gay

Hey man i slapped your ass/its fine it is slap ass month

by Bdjsjwn November 1, 2021

Slap ass Uno

An Ancient and holy ritual Preformed by "The Boys" Where the lads play a game of Uno and when the game ends the Lad with the most cards gets Slapped by a wooden Sword as hard as trying to thanos's hair line.

Lad 1 : Bro Lets play slap ass uno
Lad 2 : Bet bruh
Lad 3 : Bet imma grab the wooden sword

by GoryCost70 September 9, 2021

Slap Ass September

We doing it a little different this year. Calling all Middle Schools and High Schools! Have fun,and do y'all thing! This the perfect time to go after y'all crush!

Tom: Ayee you heard we doing Slap Ass September all month?
Jeremiah: Yeah I'm slapping every girl ass!

by Ig:itssmee_jaylaa September 15, 2021

National Slap ass Friday

Have the right to slap or grab anyone's ass on fridays, it could be anyone, especially your therapist

"did you know it was National Slap ass Friday?"
"I know! do you know that hot cashier at the 7 eleven near my house.. I grabbed her ass, and holy it was nice"

by sleepy joebiden August 6, 2021