Festive Sage

Recieving arrousal from the thought of a wise elderly man (sage) dressed up like Santa Claus (festive) who specializes in defecating in other people’s anus’.

Chas: I Festive Saged the absolute FUCK out of Ty last night!!!

Marc: Grrrr....kids these days....what’s a Festive Sage????

Chas: I dropped a big steamy duke right down his dumper tunnel. My runny pinchloaf slid right down his poop shoot with ease. He loved every second of it!

Marc: Wow, that sounds exactly like the New Orleans French Quarter!!!! Let me tell you all about it!

by DirtySanCHAS69 October 2, 2018

The Sagemont School

Most irresponsible school in the world. Teachers are amazing but the admin is a different story. They neglect their programs, teachers, and property. They spend $200k but when a teacher needs something for their classroom or the bathroom looks like a hurricane of piss and shit hit, they don't spend the money to do shit. I need to explain what little spine the admin has, during Devious Lick the school damages reached the value of a felony. They told people in a live presentation that they would expel, sue, and fine the student without refunding 20k tuition. They find who did it and is SUSPENDED. But they got greedy and didn't want to risk losing tuition checks so they went back on their word to allow a criminal to be educated in the place he fucked up. They choose to not replace the filthy broken chairs and desks found in the classrooms. They just throw them away and ask why we sit on the floor. The common bathroom for students is a cesspool of stall art and feet pics but the basketball bathroom is immaculate. I honestly felt like I could sleep on the floor where piss drips out dicks to the floor. Classes are even expected to cover the cost of equipment worth thousands out of pocket from an underpaid teacher. There is more I could say but I just hope this school hits rock bottom after the teachers leave and find better opportunities. Fuck Sagemont and fuck them sensitive assholes. Sagemont had its glory days and is now in its glory hole days.

Yo, I go to The Sagemont School.

Really what's it like.

Glue a bunch of bees to a baseball bat, shove it up your ass, then lick it and go hang out with some friends while having the spawn of satan watch over your shoulder.

by bbc definitions January 21, 2022

Wise Hawk Sage

The Wise Hawk Sage is a being who blesses us with his presence by bestowing upon us knowledge that we would not have never known of if it weren't for him giving it to us. He doesn't come very often, but when he does it truly is an enlightening experience. When he is done he flies into the sun awaiting the next soul who required his wisdom.

"Oh Wise Hawk Sage, what wisdom do you bestow upon us mortals today?"

"Don't use VLC media player"

"Oh, strange wisdom but okay"

by Sunflower Man January 3, 2021

pulled a sage

When someone says they'll call you back but never does

"Sage is PULLING A SAGE again. Smh." "Wow they just pulled a Sage."

by kayoriko November 18, 2021

Sage

1, Beautiful individual who is not afraid to speak her mind. Oh and it IS a girl name. Btw. (:

"Sage is such a bitch."
"no she just doesn't like you,. And shes letting you know(:"

by Lanaa(: August 23, 2011

Slade

An angsty teenager who uses his middle name instead of his given name because it makes him THAT much cooler... He is addicted to livejournals and myspace and has trouble holding relationships with younger members of the opposite sex for more than a few days.

Ohhhh snap, you just pulled a slade.

by Canyou Guesswho December 15, 2004

Slaben

A word which can be used in any situation, and therefore, replace any existing word

Oh my slaben, check out that slabening slabentor over slaben! I should slaben-archivalise this slabenshit.

by collianos March 15, 2004