shit sit

When you are sitting and talking with a friend while they take a shit.

1) Well I'm gonna go take a shit
2) Have fun with that
3) Come shit sit with me

by sowy m9 April 21, 2016

Sit-hom

Like Sit-com a sit-hom is a 'situation homosexual'. A normally straight guy who might take a chance at gay sex given the right circumstances. e.g. at a drugs or drink party.

I reckon Mike swings both ways. He fancies a lot of girls but I reckon at a drugs party he could well be a sit-hom.

by CC Martinez December 17, 2012

zombie sit

When playing Call of Duty Zombies with friends, "zombie sitting" is the act of making the last zombie of the round into a crawler, and having one person maintain the zombie's agro, while the other friends use the restroom or grab munchies. This is required in games that last a few hours, as there is no pause button, in online play.

Yo dude, can you zombie sit for me. I've gotta pee.

Dude, I need a zombie sitter, I'm hungry.

by Raditude July 22, 2012

sitting on a text

The act of not replying to a text within a reasonable amount of time. Marijuana can greatly encourage this behavior.

Greg: Hey do you know what Nathan is doing? I have been trying to text him all day.
Shawn: He has been right by me all day smoking the bud, he has probably just been sitting on a text.
Greg: What a stain.

by Textzitter December 6, 2011

Sitting in the library

Telling your coworkers in front of your boss that you spent the night chilling in on the couch after eating an edible.

So I didnt get anything done because I was just sitting in the library.

by Emp B October 13, 2023

Andrew Sit

Andrew is a fatty with a big patty. But when u see andrew you wanna jerk on. Whenever you see andrew sit he wants to make you cream. For example when someone sees him they drop to the floor and finger one another. He also has 20 girlfriends. he gets them when he plays hockey and uses his shlong as the stick. His hair is so soft it feels like his pp. He pulls all the girl with all of his skibidy rizz in ohio. He is so tall that whenever you make eye contact you have tilt you back in an upwards position. You don't even need to bend down to suck his gimenomosorous pp. He also has a big fat ass. So gyatty you get blinded when u stand behind him and u feel like u wanna smack it super dupppper hard. His fortnite and rockey league skills are sooooo good that it makes you want to lick him. - SWL

-Oh my gosh, is that the handsome, sexy, ginemonosorous pp, super bum, ice spice x100 butt Andrew Sit?
-Yeah, he actually wants me to mo him super hard.

-You should do that for sure, he's so gyatty.

by CUBE BOY BALLS 189 November 3, 2023

Baby Sitting

Code for cock warming after a creampie

A: "I wanna make sure we get pregnant"

B:" No worries, we'll just do some baby sitting."

by BoopaSnoot July 19, 2023