sitting on a text

The act of not replying to a text within a reasonable amount of time. Marijuana can greatly encourage this behavior.

Greg: Hey do you know what Nathan is doing? I have been trying to text him all day.
Shawn: He has been right by me all day smoking the bud, he has probably just been sitting on a text.
Greg: What a stain.

by Textzitter December 06, 2011

Sit Downsies

When you're too fucked up on drugs or alcohol to stand up any longer.

John: Yo I just smoked another bowl. That makes 180!
Mike: Yeah well I drank a 30 pack of Corona, now I've got the sit downsies.

by Sandwich Mike December 22, 2009

Take a sit

To calm and sit down

When a person is yelling and you tell them to take a sit.

by Autumncat November 23, 2015

tight sit

a tight situation

me: my moms car won’t start bro
bro: that’s a tight sit bro

by baelee December 03, 2017

zombie sit

When playing Call of Duty Zombies with friends, "zombie sitting" is the act of making the last zombie of the round into a crawler, and having one person maintain the zombie's agro, while the other friends use the restroom or grab munchies. This is required in games that last a few hours, as there is no pause button, in online play.

Yo dude, can you zombie sit for me. I've gotta pee.

Dude, I need a zombie sitter, I'm hungry.

by Raditude July 21, 2012

Sitting "OOPS!"

A sitting "OOPS!" is a person who will make a mistake even when they are doing nothing.

Oh my gosh. Look at that sitting "OOPS!". He just spilled his coffee on himself.

by Bob Chum Person December 01, 2017

Sit Stop

When you are driving and you or someone else in the car have to go poop. (or if its a girl just do anything) Hence the word "sit"

Joe: anyone need a sit stop before we get on the highway?
Amanda: yes, i have to so bad!

by stevie rock September 14, 2008