Horizontal Shuffle

Noun; the act of engaging in sexual intercourse, which is usually associated with two people laying on top of each other on a horizontal surface and engaging in rythmic sex screwing, which may or may not bear resemblance to a dance.

I asked my girlfriend if she would like to do the Horizontal Shuffle, she obliged and so I laid some serious pipe on that broad. I felt like Super Mario after I was done with her.

by Paul Pierre Toucher November 13, 2012

Shuffle Bunny

One who plays a song via any mp3 device, waits roughly 30-60 seconds into the song and changes it to another. A shuffle bunny can be found in most automobiles that are either mp3 compatible or have an mp3-radio adapter.
Shuffle bunnies are most notorious for wanting to expose you to their entire musical taste in one car ride.

Frank: "Hey dude, listen to this song! *waits 30 seconds* Oh, no wait! Listen to this one! *Switches song and waits another 30 seconds* Oh, this one is sick though! Do you know this band? *Switches song etc...*
James: OH! You're such a shuffle bunny!

by davyxsals January 6, 2008

Snuggie Shuffle

The awkward dance that occurs while wearing a Snuggie. This is generally characterized by awkward walking, close to a shuffling motion, in which you are trying not step and fall like a complete idiot. It is also characterized by the occasional stopping to fix said snuggie from falling and making your Snuggie shuffle all the more awkward looking

Rita: Do you see Jack in his new Snuggie? Why is he walking like that?

Janet: Oh that? That's nothing. Jack is just doing the Snuggie Shuffle, because the novelty of wearing a Snuggie hasn't worn off yet.

by snuggieshuffler December 25, 2010

backdoor shuffle

Leaving any type of function, usually a party or get together with friends, without saying good bye. Often used to avoid staying out until 5 a.m.

Big Joe: I think Chuck Liddell is fighting tonight.

Andrea: Ask Dave, he would know.

Tucci: Good luck finding him, I think Dave pulled the ol' backdoor shuffle about 20 minutes ago.

by Dave B October 20, 2008

shitty shuffle

The walk to where toilet paper is stored upon learning that the toilet paper roll is empty after defecating. This walk is typically awkward in an effort to not smear any feces remaining in the anus.

"My roommate didn't replace the empty toilet paper roll, so I had to do the shitty shuffle to the closet."

by ISayWhatUrThinking February 12, 2013

Filthy Shuffle

A dance native to Omaha brought on by too much Jameson. The dance is comprised of staples from different dances. Some of the moves seen in the dance are "The Dice Roll", "The C Walk", "Deion Sanders endzone celebration", "The Frank Reynolds", etc. Since the dance is always evolving, it will never go out of style.

After killing Seth in College Football, Sean filthy shuffled up a storm.

by The With July 30, 2011

Wank Shuffle

Imagining an object of desire during masturbation and then deciding to switch focus on a different source of inspiration. E.g An ex-girlfriend gets replaced in imagery for the office hottie. Beware to not allow an image of a grotty rotter in while locking on

I can't dedicate this one to one woman, I'll put a few on wank shuffle

by Nested Elevator January 6, 2018