shelby (guy)

As this name usually appears to belong to a girl this sexy nappy headed big nosed man is not a girl. Usually half black but i'm not judgin.

damn bruh shelby (guy) is hella sexy.

by shelby swagin March 15, 2017

shelby goodkind

my gemini wife

shelby goodkind is so hot
ikr shes my gemini wife

by one of your followers. September 30, 2021

Shelby's Law

Shelby's Law states that all women are selfish whores or liars.

It should be noted that some women can be whores and not liars, such as prostitutes, and vise versa, with Nuns.

Bruce: "My girlfriend just got drunk and cheated on me with some douchebag and won't even admit it to me.
Alan: "Shelby's law, dude. Shelby's law."

by MoistCowboy August 5, 2010

Shelby Copple

a cute, friendly redheaded girl I know who loves chocolate covered expresso beans, half-price books, and people-watching at Walmart.

When Charlie Brown mentions the little red-haired girl, he is talking about Shelby Copple.

by Ethan in Austrailia July 24, 2011

dirty Shelbi

When a girl can’t get her man turned on she buys a violin that only plays wap. she begins to strip and play wap on the violin with her mega hairy coochie lips in front of him to finally give him a boner. the only way she lets him finish off is by cumming inside the hole of the violin. she then collects it for years so she can dump ancient cum on him if he ever cheats on her.

i just wasn’t having it with my girl but couldn’t keep my hands off her once she pulled a dirty shelbi.

by hairypussy69 February 13, 2021

shelby Brown

a dumb bitch who uses probation as an excuse to not fight. she also has no ass lookin like SpongeBob SquarePants and this bubble eyed cockatoo whore likes to talk the most shit and says she's pregnant just to hide from getting beat tf up. she also likes to be a big ol slut so of course she don't know who her baby daddy is. Every guy she's fucked denies bein the baby's dad.

wow! that girl was tryna get with my man, what a Shelby brown ass bitch.

by playedYourSelf February 29, 2020

shelbi grutz

A. A Cadillac.
B. A female to be known with no gag-reflex.
C. Nocturnal Mammal.
D. Strongly believes root beer > Dr. Pepper.

Why take that escort when you could ride in a Cadillac.
Niggers love Shelbi Grutz.
"Why the fuck won't you stay up? I slept from 5am to 3pm"

by Bologna and Emcee Krunkle June 27, 2008