A Shard Breakup

A breakup in which one person doesn’t give a shit and the other is devastated, must occur within 2 months of ‘dating’

Bro, I’ve just had a shard breakup, she left me a 10 minute long voice note, I’ve only been seeing her a few weeks.

by Big lover 2023 January 26, 2023

Peace River Sharks

Peace River Sharks are a female hockey team that don't even play in Peace River AB. The Sharks play in Nampa AB. They are a team of bitchin bitches that enjoy bitchin about the bitches.

Hey yall, Lets go to Nampa to watch Peace River's female hockey team, the Peace River Sharks, bitch out some other bitches!!

by Yippee-Ki-Yay December 11, 2010

little face biting air sharks

The correct name for the tiny Australian fly known colloquially as "midges". Other colloquialisms include "little bastards", "cunts", and "fuck off you litte demons!"

The little face biting air sharks were so annoying I took to burning the house down with a flame thrower to get rid of them; it didn't work.

by pitdroidtech June 11, 2016

shard

A large crystal like rock, usually bigger than a piece of rice is known as a shard.

The glass diamond shards he place onto the scale weigh 3.5 grams.

by Asian Nate January 31, 2004

Sharks

Sharks is the act of passionate sexy time between a couple. Its very rare to acheive and there have been few documented cases.

Alyson: Sex means nothing to me anymore... can we play sharks instead?

Sam: Lets only ever play sharks

Alyson: Good idea

by Chu...Chu....Chunky November 15, 2010

Shardnel

An extremely dangerous part of an explosion. Not just any explosion. The explosion must be classified as a SUPER, TIGERVEROCITY FORCE EXPLOSION to cause a shardnel. If you add shard and shrapnel together you most definately get dangerous and the word shardnel. If you see a dude painted like a tiger just punching shit you should get the fuck down and run approximately 23 kilometers to safety. Or you could just die.

Before I go get my bark toe checked out, I need to get this shardnel removed from my cistic fibrosis.

by morganryan March 27, 2006

Shardder

Sharp Cheddar cheese.

Throw some Shardder on that burger... and a side of fries.

by MFBS April 3, 2011