Selective Hearing

The act of listening to only the things a person wants to hear. This can lead to a complete topic change.

Matt: Yo are you watching this Rockies game? It's nuts!

Ben: uhh. I don't think this long distance relationship is going to work out.

Matt: (thinking to himself) Damn. That's some crazy selective hearing if I ever saw it.

by tombalaya October 23, 2009

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selective memeory

Continuously posting and reposting every meme that supports your own point of view, without regard to accuracy.

James posts his extreme right-wing memes to our thread daily. But no one is persuaded by his selective memeory.

by Sassafrass Grove November 8, 2017

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Natural selection

A mod for half-life that used to require team-work but now really is now just 'okay'...newbs invaded...

"OMG HOW DO I BITE????" (arsey)

by Peter morris February 10, 2004

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selective amnesia

Convenient forgetfullness when it's beneficial not to remember the truth. Often seen during jury trials when a witness is asked an embarassing question.

I work my tail off all year but when it comes time for my performace review the boss always seems to have selective amnesia. Mr Oswald, what were you doing in that book depository? Uh, I dont' remember.

by Edword July 31, 2006

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Selective Queering

When a man decides he is only gay...sometimes.

Bob: Is Tommy hitting on that dude? I thought he was married.

Mike: When he's wasted, he has selective queering.

by JERLA March 18, 2010

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Selective Dickism

Someone who gives dick or some fucc to one person and one person only.

"Man, Logan only gives Laura his dick! I think Logan has Selective Dickism."

by durdew June 12, 2017

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Selective rejection eating disorder (SED/SRED)

SRED/SED is a eating disorder located in the brain caused by a Brocken nerve between it and the stomach. This disorder is formed at a young age but mostly in the creation of the child or in the womb. SRED/SED is when some foods the brain thinks are harmful to it so regurgitates it as a protective mechanism.

I have Selective rejection eating disorder (SED/SRED) some foods my body rejects.

I am sorry I can’t eat that I have Selective rejection eating disorder.

by Dr. RS November 7, 2021

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