scuttering fuck

The least amount of fucks it is possible to give, usually used in anger and most certainly not complaintry

New reader: Call in and let us know what you think
Bigoted half wit: *Ill informed rant*
Person: Why should I give a scuttering fuck what some fucking hyped up bigoted half wit thinks about fucking anything

by Bandit, the Fearless Ferret January 31, 2016

Scuttlehead

The root cause of all societal problems for one of Norm Macdonald’s taxi drivers.

“You know what’s wrong with the world? All these scuttleheads!”

by Legalese78 June 4, 2022

Scott Caving

Descending into a self-indulgent vacuous state of existence, shafting all your friends drugs into your anus (caving), delaying their high, for your own personal gain.

He said he'd be here like 2 hours ago! He's Scott Caving all over our lives...

by Avolition July 10, 2011

Scatterbating

Making vocal jazz improvisation whilst pleasuring ones self.

"Be-bi-bibitty bop de-boop"...splooge.

I just walked in on Cats Polino Scatterbating in the speakeasy bathroom.

by Cats Polino December 19, 2013

Scott Fryer

A Chav Who Does Nothing But Play Fortnite

Guy1: Hey Did You See That Scott Fryer|?
Guy2: Oh Yeah! Such A Scott Fryer!

by Just_A_Definition May 29, 2018

Scott Grau

Slightly obese, well endowed redhead. This guy has the ability to own every Macsterbash he’s ever been to. Trim or Grundle. This cat takes what he wants and gives zero fucks.

Did you see Nick Foles in the playoffs last year. He went total Scott Grau. Holy Shit!

by Bmintyre January 6, 2019

Scatty as Staley

this is when you get more scatty than tom staley

mate your getting scatty as staley

by bIG ALADJKJJJ December 17, 2019