Scottish masturbating

A combination of having an orgasm, taking a shit and puking at the same time.
''Dude, after masturbating on a Scottish way it takes a huge amount of time to clean it up.''
- ''Yeah man, that's the disadvantage of Scottish masturbating!''
by idgafosoae April 12, 2017
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scottish andrew

Scottish Andrew is a lad you may know . He usually uses the term “ wafflestomper “ and likes his iron bru . He likes all his male friends but gets intimidated by lasses. Don’t start on an Andrew

“ oh that’s scottish Andrew
“that’s scottish Andrew
by Thatgirlal March 15, 2018
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Scottish Grabber

A female who cannot go fall asleep without grabbing her mate's penis in her hand. Regardless of their respective positions in bed, she must grab hold of it to get a good nights sleep. Typically from Scotland.
Wow. I met a Scottish grabber last night.
by yodog91 June 17, 2017
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Scottish Surprise

When someone kisses a person who appears to be a woman in a skirt but soon realized it was a man in a kilt
Yeah dude I totally got a Scottish Surprise from that blond over there
by bagpiping penguins July 28, 2022
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Scottish Weeb

The Scottish weeb is more commonly known for having a picture of Asian women as his profile pictures. He likes to rage whenever anyone on his Team Messes up. He is also not funny at all.
you : You Scottish Weeb!!! You aren't even funny.
Them: Stop ball chasing!
by A 100% good source October 05, 2018
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scottish knights duel

A Scottish knights duel is when two men both put on metal chastity cages and decide to duke it out by slamming then against each others dick and balls in the chastity cages two cause pain, it ends when one man decides to quit out for one reason or another
John: Want to have a Scottish knights duel?

Justin: Hell yeah! Ill grab the chastity cages
by The_Jiggler December 23, 2024
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Scottish wave

When a man pulls down his pants and flaps his penis side to side at a person or persons.
After taking 7 shots, he gave us the old scottish wave before leaving the bar!
by Romeo85 December 16, 2023
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