Scottish Turner

A sexual act where the male, whilst in a woman beings her to his chest and begins to spin while headbutting her till she falls uncioncous. Then the male continues to have intercourse with her untill done.

Joe: "Did you see the state of steph this morning? She must have got a Scottish Turner."

by The man without a face or dick April 6, 2012

Scottish Confetti

Similar to, "Irish Confetti," but instead of rocks and sticks being used as projectiles in a rebellious protest, the projectiles consist of feces and buckets of piss.

When they were publicly protesting the taxes on city water-pipes, Angus and his crew got so wound-up that they threw Scottish Confetti towards the Governor's podium; can someone please go bail them out?

by mysticklemom February 13, 2021

Scottish Napsack

A scottish Napsack is where, you place the male testicles on a persons eye sockets while they are sleeping, one testicle in each eye.

A scottish napsack usually happens at parties where one or more people are passed out. these events are usually recorded on cellphones.

by mikaljager June 5, 2009

Scottish Suckdown

The 36 hour session following the chubby Irishman showing up to the pub with The Jug.

Shane and I are midway through a legendary Scottish Suckdown somewhere In the middle of South Ayrshire.

by Claret Kings July 20, 2024

Scottish Dumplings

When turds are left in the bed after Anal sex

Vlad and my Uncle David left a few Scottish Dumplings in my bed after a vigorous ass humping

by Thor from Whitestone March 18, 2023

Scottish Food

Macdonalds food for when you want to avoid admitting you ate at Macdonalds.

Bob: What did you have for dinner?
Bill: Scottish food.
Bob: Sounds delicious. Haggis?
Bill: No. They have this dish where the put different round slices of a specially processed beef inside pieces of bread with an orangy, pinky sauce. Then they take potatoes and cut them up into long thin pieces and cook them in a specially prepared oil bath.
Bob: Sounds delicious! Invite me next time.

by Al Benedict July 29, 2013

Scottish Umbrella

When a man wearing a kilt without any undergarments walks over a woman exposing himself to her.

My girlfriend was laying on the beach getting some sun until I gave her a Scottish Umbrella for shade.

by Scottish Batman October 15, 2017