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schrodinger's vinyl

A vinyl record that has remained unopened or unplayed for an extended period, leaving its actual condition unknown. The record could be pristine, warped, scratched, or otherwise damaged, but the owner avoids opening it out of fear of discovering its true state—preferring to exist in blissful ignorance.
I still haven’t checked out that rare LP I bought in 2015—total schrodinger's vinyl situation over here.

Every collector has at least one schrodinger's vinyl on their shelf, too scared to find out if it survived years in the attic.

That sealed album is schrodinger’s vinyl; it’s both mint and ruined until you crack it open.
by Concerned vinyl collector July 16, 2025
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Schrodinger's Cock

A cock that is neither small nor big until it is whipped out
"The schrodinger's cock on that guy is insane"
by Pider-Myn January 29, 2022
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Schrodinger’s Cat

An thought experiment that attempts to illustrate the problem of the Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics. A cat waits at the front door, asking for it to be opened. When the door is opened, the cat remains seated in place. The cat wishes to be both outside and inside, but cannot exist as both at the same time.
Schrodinger’s Cat is a pain in the ass.
“Whoah dude, have you heard of string theory?”
“Yeah, I have a Schrödinger’s cat at home. She is always trying to apply quantum superposition.”
by Helpimlearning October 24, 2020
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schrodinger's meme

When you find a meme that is either funny or unfunny depending on the context, however you do not know the context of it.
Person1: I saw this anime meme that feels like it could be satirical but also may not be.

Person2: Sounds like schrodinger's meme to me.
by Calvinator_lmao June 27, 2023
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Schrodinger's Bitch

That one guy who agitates you to death, then when you need something they got you back. He normally lives in a hallway or public place, then immediately starts acting tough and irritating (can also try to steal yo homies.) When you finally confront aka beat his ass he immediately stops acting like this.
Guy 1: I heard this dude got assaulted and shut up

Guy 2: He is such a schrodinger's bitch
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by Quackita April 18, 2021
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Schrodinger's Bussy

When you have spotted a tomboy that's equally girly and boyish that the only for you to distinguish what gender they are is to either be notified of it or take a gander and check if there is a dick or not. If you take the latter way however, you expect that there might be a dick which makes you gay. Good luck gay boy
Some poor soul : "Oh, is that a femboy or tomboy. I really don't know lets check"
*checks underneath the person's skirt and finds a massive schlonger*
Schrodinger's Bussy strikes again
by LtSmol February 18, 2023
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Schrodinger's Ragebait

A statement comprised of the author's genuine beliefs that can be explained as ragebait by the author, defending themselves against critique, depending on the overall reaction to said statement.
Person 1 (Truthfully): The moon landing was completely fabricated!
Person 2: Holy shit there's no way you're that retarded!
Person 1 (Lying Bastard): Easiest ragebait of my life!
Person 2: Schrodinger's Ragebait 0/10.
by Gorbster1 February 23, 2025
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