Schedar

The best kind of cheese.

"I could really use some Schedar cheese and crackers."
"what's Schedar cheese?"
"It's the world's best cheese directly from Trinidad and Tobago. It's at it's best when slapped on some nice white crackers!"

by Iwanttodieuwu May 12, 2019

Schedule

A piece of paper that determines where an employee will be and when.

My secretary schedules whores to come to my house and fuck me. I'm so good with women I don't even have to go out to meet them. My social skills were cripples at birth but I can still talk my way into a girl's pants. So long as someone calls them, adds them to the schedule of the group home I have to live in because ime retarded, and tell them that I'm exempt from the rules regarding molesting the mentally disabled clients. You could try to claim they aren't whores but unless they just aren't getting paid for a shift they took and agreed to take to go sit on a fat retard cock then they are getting paid to fuck a retard. I mean at the end of the shift it's $50 and that's about exactly as much as it costs for a half and half from a prostitute. It can't be a coincidence.

by Hym Iam December 4, 2020

Scheduling

What idiots try to do who don't understand and take heed to the classic idiom "Man Plans and God Laughs". If you don't understand this phrase, it means there's no use in trying to plan out your life, because invariably there will always be things beyond anybody's control which will destroy the plans you tried to make. Scheduling is a popular thing that these idiots try to do. They literally carry around these little bags with their belongings, among which is their "planner", as they attempt to set dates and times for when something has to happen, and in the process they make themselves less free and less available date by date until all of their time has been willingly stolen from them and they are on a self-imposed schedule.

"Let's talking scheduling...can you do Friday November 15th at 3:30 PM?"
"Well I was going to try and get out early so I could get drunk and high and enjoy my weekend."
"Riiiight, but I need to talk to you about important matters at that date and time, and it's the only date and time around that time that I can."
"Fine I understand."
"Oh wait, I'm sorry, I have a business meeting at that time, can we do 4:30?"

by Space Wrangler August 20, 2021

Schedulear

Spanish way to define that a meeting must be settled.

Carlos, necesitamos "schedulear" una reunión para tratar los temas importantes

by kiwbi September 23, 2022

scheduley challenged

someone suffering from this condition is almost always running behind .

I might have been on time if I wasn't waiting on such a scheduley challenged person to give me a ride!

by jgrezn February 23, 2023

scheduley retarded

the advanced and final stage of bieng scheduley challenged.

someone who incurably moves like a sloth.

I wish my girl friend would have taken her condition of being scheduley challenged when she had the chance , it's to late now. I'll never be on time now that she's become scheduley retarded.

by jgrezn February 23, 2023

Schedule

Juan owns the word “schedule”

I have a very busy schedule tomorrow

by ANiggaWithABigDick April 19, 2023