Sticker Shock Induced MI

Sticker Shock Induced MI is the heart attack one has after seeing how much something costs.

Terry: Hey Susie, i just got my Obamacare plan cost estimate, want to see?
Susie: Sure, how much?
Terry: For me and the wife, only $950 per month.
Susie: Owwww! I just had a Sticker Shock Induced MI!

by ReaperB November 5, 2013

Sticker

What a tree uses for an adhesive bandage.

If a tree doesn't put stickers on that broken branch, that branch'll become a stick for sure!

by Buster Belair March 31, 2024

The Sticker

Running by cars (friends or not), finding the unsuspecting victim with his window rolled down, and slapping fresh cum on his face.

I just gave that pretentious bitch the sticker, and she started puking.

by StuWert May 16, 2008

Sticker

A person that does not clean up after sec and look and smells sticky.

Yo, check out that sticker. You can smell the sex on him.

Or

Check out her sweaty fucked up hair. You know she’s a sticker!

by Tron78 May 2, 2024

Stickerate

To decorate something with lots of stickers.

Lets stickerate that birthday card, I have lots of rainbow stickers that would be perfect!

by KatGov April 19, 2023

POT-sticker

(PURPOSEFUL, ONE TIME) this is something you utilize once, giving it meaning... and subsequently never using it again. This could be anything from a nickname to a concept.

An example would be when writing a paper, using a full breakout of a company name, and following it up with an acronym in parentheses... then never using that acronym ever again in the paper. Why put that acronym in there if you were never going to use it? POT-sticker

by BlessedLobster June 24, 2023

Sticker Brand

A small, often single person run company whose sole business model is to import (or even just dropship) cheap garbage from China and sell it at 3-5x markup on Ebay or Amazon under their own label and make it seem as if they produce the product. I.E their only proprietary product is their brand sticker which they slap on cheap Chinese products.

Hey, I found this cool watch on Amazon made by "watchcompanyUSA" and it's only $100, what a deal!

- That's just another sticker brand, their products are really bad quality, despite being priced the same as real manufacturers. Oh look, I found it on " Alibaba / Aliexpress being sold for $20 ".

by pseudo_nyymi April 17, 2021