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Selective Ass Beating

When someone is being jumped (using someone stronger than the each group member individually) the person would choose one person through hating them the most or just at chance and give selectively kick his ass.
"Jason was jumped by 4 people but gave Micheal a selective ass beating"
by Dewayne?NoItsNot! December 3, 2023
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Natural Selection

1. Universe's way of making your life miserable.
2. An event in nature.
3. That one edgy kid's shirt.
1: The goddamn universe gave me natural selection! Aw hell!
2: I've been naturally selected because that is what happens when I win the race.
No need to explain number 3.
by Zach T. Radass December 27, 2022
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selectator

When the elevator wasn't working, Robby replaced the selectator and got it up and running.
by Mamagaga June 14, 2018
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select security promotion

Select security promotion. This is when you leave an employee due to working conditions, poor treatment, etc and get re-hired down the road as a manager.
A: dude. I finally left that slave farm shithole. I couldn’t take it any more.

B: oh good. In a few months, they’ll re-hire you as a manager and you’ll be treated better because you’re higher on the corporate ladder. That’s a select security promotion.
by Vista20p July 14, 2018
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Selective Dumbness

When someone is unable or unwilling to speak about one very specific topic.
Filip had selective dumbness and was unable or unwilling to say I am sorry for the kidnapping.
by nintendojo August 14, 2018
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Selectively Genius

The characteristic describing someone who claims they are smart, yet they choose not to be. this justifing their actions being in opposition to the claim. Usually the person relies on the term as a fallback to hide their insecurities regarding their scholastic disadvantage
Person 1 “Wow, I can’t believe you did that! You are so dumb!”

Person 2 “I’m not dumb, I’m selectively genius!”
by Typically_fresh February 14, 2019
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selective associate

a person who only associates with who they want they choose and pick their friends
they're also mean to whoever they want and have power to who they wanna hang around
and are not afraid to tell someone that they are just associates or they don't like them
"i cant just be friendly to anyone i'm a selective associate"
by lacunaaa September 20, 2022
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