I notice that the tags on Amazon feature a new addition to the English language -- the new verb "to spore", as in "prepare to be spored". There it appears to mean "to have your reputation shredded by customers infuriated at your shitty treatment of them". Personally I feel it also needs to have a transitive sense, viz. "to cheat your customers by treating them as pieces of shit who don't deserve to get anything for their money".
by Z G November 2, 2008
Get the Spored mug.The condition of an individual after a heavy night of both drug and alcohol consumption, and many many scones. Being far more messed up than 'wasted' and past the euphoria of 'feeling beast'. A term familiar in the north east of Scotland.
Person 1 - "Holy crap dude I'm surprised you're still here"
Person 2 - "What u on about mate I'm feeling beast" *Face still producing 2nd degree gurns*
Person 1 - "I can tell man you look pretty sconed"
Person 2 - "Shit man you're probably right had way too many scones eh, tunes were bangin' though"
Person 1 - "Ken that one mate".
Person 2 - "What u on about mate I'm feeling beast" *Face still producing 2nd degree gurns*
Person 1 - "I can tell man you look pretty sconed"
Person 2 - "Shit man you're probably right had way too many scones eh, tunes were bangin' though"
Person 1 - "Ken that one mate".
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Get the scores mug.One who plays Mrs. Pac-Man and is more intent on eating every last fruit & ghost than clearing the maze.
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Get the Score mug.after a goal is scored during a hockey game the #1 fan will yell "SCORE" while everyone in the croud will yell "GASM"...this will not only create massive fan unity, it will also increase the players performance levels.
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One of them trendies that'd strap a meercat to their head if they were told it was cool by Vice magazine or Noel Fielding or the like... though noel fielding has lost his touch a bit
Not everyone in Shoreditch is a Shoredouche... but a fair chunk of em are
can be used in an amiable teasing manner of course... its just a shame 'douche' is such a twattish word...
One of them trendies that'd strap a meercat to their head if they were told it was cool by Vice magazine or Noel Fielding or the like... though noel fielding has lost his touch a bit
Not everyone in Shoreditch is a Shoredouche... but a fair chunk of em are
can be used in an amiable teasing manner of course... its just a shame 'douche' is such a twattish word...
"fuck a duck! check out the Shoredouche over there, he has a small rodent tied to each ear and he's riding a bike fit for a toddler. Would you look at that; his knees are so high up he's at risk of causing himself a concussion"
by Grandma Polly October 17, 2008
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