sam

Name given to people who know little to no things about computers.

- Julia : Come on Peter, you know how to use the keyboard, don't do your sam.

by urban_guy_345 August 9, 2018

Sam

The army friend who always dies saving someone.

"I had a buddy named Sam. He died saving my life."

by Blueisthesaddestcolour May 28, 2018

Sam

Sam is a fucking douche bag.
Sam's typically look like the nerd emoji. Or a rodent after it got hit with a car. (somehow they must think that they are the hottest things on the planet because their ego is always too inflated)

On top of that they always think that they are SO funny, when in reality all their jokes are the same ones about 9/11 or vietnam (nobody's laughing with him... in fact nobodys laughing at all when a sam is around) he will steal memes from his friends and then will send them to group chats claiming them as his own.

Sam's are backstabbers and should NEVER be trusted.

person 1: " who is that Dipshit over there"
Person 2: "oh... that's just sam."
person 1: "why does he look like a failed abortion? "

by Ilovelosers22 October 23, 2023

Sam

Sam is BASED and the realest nigga on earth she’s cute af and all the niggas want her cuz she’s so cute and pretty Sam is funny as fuck and will make u laugh cuz she’s just a real ass nigga she’s the most kindest nicest person and also the most confidential person you’ll ever have in ur life if u get to know her. she’s loyal and the bests of friends she will stay in touch and will understand u. She’s unique as fuck and has expanded music taste and doesn’t give a fuck if u like her or not she’s blunt and will tell u straight in ur face. Sam is the least fake person you’ll ever meet in ur lyfe she’s like no other

Girl: is that Sam

Girl 2: yeah look she’s based as fuck I wish I was her

by trapgoon300 April 16, 2023

Sam

someone who hoards wealth, Sam is constantly collecting gold and gems and jewels. if you see Sam away from his lair RUN before he steals your money and adds it to his pile of wealth.

guy 1: hey Sam can I borrow some cash I'm gonna get evicted
Sam: Steals any remaining money Guy1 has and scampers off*

by qa3wt4yeu May 5, 2023

Sam

The sexiest of creatures ever. He has a massive cock and anyone he looks at instantly wants his dick. He weighs 600kg and has the strongest chin. Be is a beautiful creature with constant raging boner. He is the deity of a religion called Sam's Witnesses.

Sam so so sexy

by SamLovers February 15, 2023

Sam

Very based person from discord(fr)

Sam is very based alongside whim

by Definitly_not_sam December 22, 2022