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salami

“my pussy pink just like salami”
by oikawa toruu October 12, 2020
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Salami Rose

I made you a salami rose
by Laugh me silly July 9, 2022
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Uncorking the Salami

When a man cuts his penis so that the tip fills with blood. The blood crystalises, blocking it up, and then the man ejaculates, sending semen and dried blood everywhere.
"I caught him uncorking the salami all over her"
by Cumrag Adenauer September 8, 2022
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salami guy

salami guy is used for people who is cool,gets women and men,strong and very hot.
guy 1:"damn look at that guy,hes salami guy"
guy 2:"i wake up to the sounds"
by salami guy November 18, 2022
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Origami salami

A technique handed down throughout the centuries, in which your salami is wrapped in a warm towel, in the shape of an origami swan. Only procured from the finest of Asian massage parlors.
When she finished the massage and I was feeling quite vulnerable, the origami salami technique calmed my nerves and also appealed to my sense of artistic expression
by Beyond the horizon September 14, 2022
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Salami Smuggler

a guy who stuffs the crotch area of his underwear to make it look as though he has a big dick. Sometimes uses a real sausage of piece of hose, etc; and is not limited to using this technique to entice either gay or straight men or women. also used by trannys trying to appear to be well endowed men.
just look at that Salami Smuggler parading around Boys Town, trolling for action, with his overly large, stuffed package bulging out.
by Rory O'Doul October 7, 2022
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Algerian Salami

When a guy, after sex, takes out the condom where he cum into, drink all the cum saying "they always left the better part", then slaps it in the face of their partner whispering in their ears "I will be careful, I promise"
Damn, Omar did a pretty nasty Algerian Salami on his crush last night, he should be more careful.
by avemarianolimetangere December 31, 2021
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