Law of Bill Russell

(Bill Russell was a basketball hall of famer who won 11 world championships...so basiclaly he is a pimp and does what and who he wants) If any individual has earned 10+ world championships and is wearing atleast 10 of those rings at any time, all women who on a scale of 1-10 are rated a 10 within a 5 mile radius will be drawn by a magnetic force to that individuals genitalia and be attached at the mouth till that person removes a ring to make it less than 10

Ryder- wow i really need a blow job.

Greg- well just win 10 world championships.

Ryder- What good will that do me?

Greg- Well, by the law of Bill Russell if you were wearing your 10 championship rings you could get a blow job whenever you wanted.

by Greg Scott August 3, 2006

Jack Russell

Jack russell is a crazy small breed of the Gray wolf, if you hit him, he will hit you back.
In the picture above (or bellow, i dunno) you can see a dead jack russell, for a living jack russell never rest.

Human 1: He's running like a jack russell.
Human 2: See? he got tired, a Jack russell will never get tired.

Or:

Labrador: the fuck, why are you running in cyrcles?
Jack russell: I love you.

by Homo-Sapiens September 11, 2016

Kurt Russell

To pinch someone's nipple using your bicep and forearm.

I felt the date was taking a turn so I gave her a Kurt Russell. She told me to take her home.

by Citezensnips September 22, 2010

Dirty Russell

A dude who publishes a website with abunch of sexy teases but with a super duper tropper pooper twist, he adds a pic of his ass every 2 photos. To make it more interesting he might even add a pic of his 7 1/2 inch meat that is 24 inches when hard.

Damn, julian just tried to succ of that dirty Russell

by Gotm_oof October 19, 2017

The Russell

The Gayest piece of shit you will ever meet you life

Oh shit it The Russell

Wait you mean Moby dick

by your fellow Urban abuser October 9, 2018

Harry Russell

When a girl is in doggy style, blowing into her hairy ass-hole while violently grabbing her tits until she poops or milk comes out of her tits, then continuing to blow until maximum satisfaction is reached by both parties.

See video here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8PYozPB-8I

Josh: Dude how was the sex with Kelsey last night?
John: She got it doggy and was expecting some anal but I slipped her the Harry Russell instead... she loved it

by Patty Cake March 29, 2015

Maisan Russell

This one fucker who can jump so fucking high he'll eventually go to space and he's good with the ankle breaking

Stop being a maisan russell and jumping to space

by ClayPuncher12345 February 10, 2021