runners high

A concept runners have come up with to explain to non-runners after being asked for the thousandth time how it is possible to enjoy running

non-runner: So tell me again... why do you like running?
Long, exasperated pause.
runner: Ummm... Runners High.
non-runner: Ahh... I see

by Eastern Wildebeest January 15, 2017

cookie runner

a NERD
a cookie run player is a nerdy nerd nerd who plays cookie run (a game for nerds)

"don't date them they are a cookie runner"
what?!! no way!? be thanks for warning me I almost dated a nerd

by ihatecookierunkindgomitsucks January 26, 2022

Mouth runner

someone who is talkin shit. most likely drunk, possibly even a two faced hoe. a mouth runner is always talkin all sorts of trash as if they're life is a high school rivalry.

did you hear what she said? fuckin mouth runner..

them tuscarawas county bitches are the best mouth runners.

i bet that mouth runner is going to the gathering..

by realboy01 June 07, 2010

RACHELS RUNNERS

want to be McClintocjocks, who hang out at Rachaels Walk between 10 p.m. and 7a.m.
Usually dressed in "wife beater shirts" and gangsta attire.

Is that the Old Hickory Village Track Team? Nah, that's just some of Rachels Runners.

by village dogg August 05, 2008

Homestar Runner

Homestar seems a little "slow" at times. I dont think the Chaps mean for him to sound like he's mentally handicapped, but the way he talks does indicate that he's not really "all there" upstairs. It just fits his image I guess.

-My neme-a is Huomestaw Wunnoh.

-Thet is oone-a ugly burd.

by STOCKHOLM - SVERIGE October 27, 2003

Taint Runner

A running back who can't find the hole, and continues to run into the backs of his linemen.

Ryan Grant experienced a drastic drop off in yardage and touchdowns shortly after becoming a taint runner.

by Letter 8 man October 25, 2009

Midnight Runners

A slang term for Dexedrine, a powerful stimulant, used for the treatment of ADHD. Dexedrine is also used by the military as a "go-pill" and is given to fighter pilots to stay alert during missions. Nicknamed dexy, it gets its name from the 80's band Dexys Midnight Runners.

"Hey, did you pick up anymore Midnight Runners?"

"Man, I just ate like 4 Midnight Runners and I'm speeding balls!"

by Lil' Brudder June 02, 2007