Ruben

Biggest weakfoot in school

Ruben has a worse weakfoot than Jay

by goattttttttttttttttttttttttttt June 9, 2021

Ruben

A big fat loser. Usually a Ruben will smell like trash, their usually broke and think there tuff, if you encounter a Ruben it’s best you avoid them because if not they will bother you until they get punched

Eww a fatass ruben

by Wonderofyou November 19, 2023

A Ruben

"A Ruben" in Australia is a slang word for having a day off work "sick day", when you're not really sick

The word "Ruben" was named after NRL Legend Ruben Wiki, a legendary rugby league player from the 90's to 2000's"
His surname "Wiki" rhymed with the word 'Sickie", which is Australian slang for sick day or day off

I'm having a Ruben tomorrow

by robbiemei October 6, 2019

Rubene

A obese russian teacher

The house is leening to the right side, Rubene must be there.

by Nib44 October 11, 2021

Ruben

A certified black person even if his skin color says differently. Always allowed to say the N-word

James: ‘I heard Ruben said the n-word but he is white!’
Thomas: ‘But he is Ruben he is certified black.’

by RealBlackie December 3, 2021

Ruben

A fatass fucking cunt you wanna punch in the fucking face when ever you see him. He's not only annoying, but he's also gay.

"Ruben."

by Wrappedplastic June 1, 2019

Ruben

Very cute guy.He is a guy you would what to be next to for the rest of your life.He is attractive , a lot girls fall for him.May be shy but can express how he feels only for 1 girl.

You would fall for RUBEN if you ever meet one.

by Bellarosas2 March 15, 2018