Sauced Rooster

A "Sauced Rooster" is when your shitfaced drunk and get a raging hard-on. Your "Rooster" gets "Sauced" when you loose control of it because of the booz. Can also be used as a noun.

MIKE: have you seen chuck tonight? Grindin on that cow.
MAT: Ya man, he's one sauced rooster. Now hit this shit.

by Mr. Jerkins March 11, 2011

Rooster Chain

Where a group of guys stand/sit in a circle and form a chain by grabbing the penis (cock) of the person next to them and then begin to masturbating them.

The football team after their great win all formed a Rooster Chain to celebrate their victory.

by ethalthefrog May 12, 2013

Rooster Tooth

Peeing at a toilet (usually urinals) when your pee splashes and goes right into your mouth or on your lips.

I always rooster tooth whenever I go to the bathroom!

by I'mnotjoking December 18, 2015

Rooster jowls

Having excess amount of labia

Tommy went down on Francine but before he started, he noticed she had rooster jowls and quickly came up.

by Howiefelthersnatch27 May 07, 2019

Poo rooster

A rooster who lives in a person's bottom and eats poo

"I got a poo rooster today"

by Sarcasticallyperfectinperfecti June 06, 2020

rooster douche

a turkey baster

Grandma exclaimed "I've dropped my rooster douche and I can't pick it up!"

by BamBam1974 September 26, 2010

Rooster tail

While having sex in the doggy-style position, the man shoves his thumb unto his partners butthole, while the thumb is inserted, the man extends all other fingers. Thus, resembling a rooster tail.

Jonny gave rachel a rooster tail last night before bed, hope he doesn't still suck his thumb.

by UH0311 November 14, 2014