If you have a Robert nearby, be sure to say congratulations. He is smart, sexy, and buff. He is like a GOD. If you make friends with him, it will bring great rewards. Roberts are TOTALLY AWESOME.
by SexyGuy May 27, 2013

by Hdbsjdjfjd February 17, 2017

A guy who likes to watch cheese , the fosters home of imaginary friends kid. Usually jacks off to myth busters while attacking a darren(dinasour). He likes to eat berries , and loves working out. And has a HUGE adam's apple.
Robert
by IlikeBigButts AndIcantLie December 14, 2010

A cuddley and caring human being. Hes a closed book, but when you get to know him he's a wonderful guy. The one he secretly wants doesn't know of his good intentions, only his flaws. He's intelligent but doesn't apply himself. His attention is either on his laptop or thinking about his "Juliet".
That's Robert, he's such an enigma
by a concerned individual October 20, 2013

by pussyassnigga69 April 3, 2017

amazing guy who tries not to be mean but nice,fun and just caring. try's to be respectful to his friends....has amazingly light grey blue eyes...blond hair with a light hint of brown. If you ever come across someone like him be grateful and never let him out of your arms.
Girl 1: OH is that Robert ?
Girl 2: yeah why?
Girl 1: dont you like him? Talk to him I heard he has amazing light grey blue eyes
Girl 2: ok I will I mean he is nice and caring
Girl 2: yeah why?
Girl 1: dont you like him? Talk to him I heard he has amazing light grey blue eyes
Girl 2: ok I will I mean he is nice and caring
by Lxs January 7, 2014

Robert is the type of guy to steal from you and then ask you to give him something in return the type of guy to threaten to swat you over a video game
by c0ncussion September 8, 2018
