"Dude, I hate the long drive to my parents place!"
"Why don't you just bring a road sock and spank it while you drive?"
"Why don't you just bring a road sock and spank it while you drive?"
by Xaxen October 10, 2007
Get the road sockmug. a fake road that does not really exist, used to give someone directions when you just want them off your back or want to confuse them.
The Cooker: "Dude, Uncle Freddie wants to come jacking for beats"
Pete Dick: "Does he know we are going to the Kirk Hotel?"
The Cooker: "No."
Pete Dick: "Good, just tell him we are going to the Beats Street Tavern and that it is on Jones Road and to meet us there."
The Cooker: "Wouldn't it be on Beats Street though?"
Pete Dick: "Don't worry about it, he is too stupid to figure it out."
Pete Dick: "Does he know we are going to the Kirk Hotel?"
The Cooker: "No."
Pete Dick: "Good, just tell him we are going to the Beats Street Tavern and that it is on Jones Road and to meet us there."
The Cooker: "Wouldn't it be on Beats Street though?"
Pete Dick: "Don't worry about it, he is too stupid to figure it out."
by Pete Dick March 18, 2008
Get the Jones Roadmug. The act of masturbating with sandpaper. The grit is not important, but usually the lower the more hardcore you are.
Guy 1 - Dude I went to menards last night and posted up in the sandpaper aisle for at least 3 hours.
Guy 2 - Ah, good old road jerk I assume?
Guy 1 - Why else would the crotch of my pants be stained red?
Guy 2 - Well I didn't want to be rude and point it, but ya I noticed it you sick fuck.
Guy 2 - Ah, good old road jerk I assume?
Guy 1 - Why else would the crotch of my pants be stained red?
Guy 2 - Well I didn't want to be rude and point it, but ya I noticed it you sick fuck.
by Mr.Meatspin January 7, 2012
Get the Road Jerkmug. Understanding Bum Road requires some knowledge on the religion of Bochism. Bochism is a small sect located mainly in Southern Ontario but has been documented in Amsterdam, Netherlands as well. Similar to the Garden of Eden in Christianity, Bum Road is an integral part of Bochism, along with veganism. It represents the journey of life, the path which Bum Roaders follow on their journey of becoming a Boch. Bum Roaders mainly worship Joaquin Phoenix, although they still pray to several of his disciples, including Laverne Cox and Ruby Rose. The term “Bum Road” can be heard used in a variety of contexts by fellow Bum Roaders. It can be a negative or a positive thing, or simply be synonymous for anal sex.
“You have a Biology exam? Uhhh that is sooooo Bum Road”
“It’s 420 BUM ROADDDDDD”
“Omg last night my boyfriend took me on a trip down Bum Road for the first time ;)”
“It’s 420 BUM ROADDDDDD”
“Omg last night my boyfriend took me on a trip down Bum Road for the first time ;)”
by Bochy e December 4, 2019
Get the Bum Roadmug. the absolute best song from ZAYNS album, Nobody is Listening©️
this song is god like and everytime i listen to it i come a little
this song is god like and everytime i listen to it i come a little
random: bro do you like ZAYN’s new album
y/n: yeah, the best song from it is River Road
random: yeah that and sweat
y/n: yeah, the best song from it is River Road
random: yeah that and sweat
by simlishmar June 15, 2021
Get the River Roadmug. “Damn jess gives hella good road throat”
“Did you hear about dom? Dude got serious road throat last week.”
“Did you hear about dom? Dude got serious road throat last week.”
by Ochmock August 18, 2019
Get the Road Throatmug. A person driving down the highway at a high rate of speed talking on their cell phone. Can see them peering quickly through their side mirror then darting in front of you while continuing their phone conversation.
by pokeyzard August 26, 2009
Get the road weaselmug.