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rectum spectre

Unknown anal activity. Not knowing or remembering if you had anal sex last night
I heard the door slam and woke up. James had left and my bum felt funny. Did he chuck it up my arse last night? Or was it a rectum Spectre?
by Fruitloopy74 July 13, 2019
mugGet the rectum spectremug.

Rectum roulette

The risky game of chance that occurs when you attempt to squeak out a fart that could either be harmless gas or liquify into a shart.
"Phil, last night I spun the wheel in my white linen pants and lost at rectum roulette. It was a disaster."
by whitelinens September 28, 2022
mugGet the Rectum roulettemug.

Patriotic Cambodian Rectum Piercer

When your S/O sexually inserts a large metal rod into your rectum while reciting the Cambodian national anthem. This action is saved for homophobic couples in Cambodia on August 22nd.
John: Hey big papi can you give me a Patriotic Cambodian Rectum Piercer
Tyrone: Bet nigga
by Cleft lardson April 30, 2021
mugGet the Patriotic Cambodian Rectum Piercermug.

Rectum Eyeball

Ryan lets do some Rectum Eyeball
by JoshKnock October 6, 2019
mugGet the Rectum Eyeballmug.

Rectum Cycle

When you bleed from your butt once when younger

Usually when someone is first maturing in age, their rectal cycle begins. While it’s normally one time only, for some it may happen at multiple times in their life (can be natural, from trauma, or other occurrences.) If you have yet to have yours after the age of 18, be sure to see a doctor and make sure you’re alright, while it is common to skip your butt period some may develop diseases or suffer symptoms in cause of it.

Can also cause growth in cheeks, period may last from one day to two weeks, and may cramp and pain depending on the person. It is a natural experience and happens differently for all however has been spoken of less due to embarrassment and hatred given and received from men back in the 1800’s.
“Damnn your butt looks bigger, did you get your rectum cycle?”
by ProfessorAnalyst June 9, 2024
mugGet the Rectum Cyclemug.

rectum resuscitation

She was laying in bed and I decided to perform rectum resuscitation on her.
by PuddinPack July 6, 2016
mugGet the rectum resuscitationmug.

Rectum

Also known as asswhore; see aswhore.

Tom and Chris. Wanna be OG's, pimps, but really ex lot lizards who banged and fisted their rectums out.
Rectum C and Rectum T, you are such Asswhores.
by TheTermANator April 25, 2021
mugGet the Rectummug.

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