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Rattling rectum

A symptom of being gay received from other gays. When your asshole is so loose from buttfucking that your rectum rattles around in your asshole like a maraca.
(Two dudes walking) what’s that clanking noice? Says one. The other replied “oh Bruce gave the rattling rectum last night
by HungryGINGY November 13, 2018
mugGet the Rattling rectummug.

Rectum navigator

When a dude straps a GoPro to his dong and enters the rectum of a desired individual.
Malcolm became a rectum navigator last night when he had a one night stand with Pam
by gmoneyslaps April 22, 2023
mugGet the Rectum navigatormug.

Rectumal

Fork up asshole and/or rectum
I got pissed at fortnite and preformed a rectumal
by Yeet64872 December 8, 2018
mugGet the Rectumalmug.

Di-rectum-ly

Shortened way of saying "directly in the buttocks"
That problem bites me directly in the ass/buttocks...like, di-rectum-ly in the buttocks/ass!!
by Cratered MoonUnit March 4, 2011
mugGet the Di-rectum-lymug.

born out of you're fathers rectum

you are a piece of shit and likes furry's and genshin players who also likes to jerk to gay black people
you were born out of you're fathers rectum you can't use brain cells
by poitoi from discord September 21, 2022
mugGet the born out of you're fathers rectummug.

Optical rectum Mengitis

You have optical rectum mengitis. Ben told Travis that he may have optical rectum mengitis in the motel room feb 22 in Dexter mo
by Traviseng February 22, 2021
mugGet the Optical rectum Mengitismug.

Rectum Cycle

When you bleed from your butt once when younger

Usually when someone is first maturing in age, their rectal cycle begins. While it’s normally one time only, for some it may happen at multiple times in their life (can be natural, from trauma, or other occurrences.) If you have yet to have yours after the age of 18, be sure to see a doctor and make sure you’re alright, while it is common to skip your butt period some may develop diseases or suffer symptoms in cause of it.

Can also cause growth in cheeks, period may last from one day to two weeks, and may cramp and pain depending on the person. It is a natural experience and happens differently for all however has been spoken of less due to embarrassment and hatred given and received from men back in the 1800’s.
“Damnn your butt looks bigger, did you get your rectum cycle?”
by ProfessorAnalyst June 9, 2024
mugGet the Rectum Cyclemug.

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