The risky game of chance that occurs when you attempt to squeak out a fart that could either be harmless gas or liquify into a shart.
"Phil, last night I spun the wheel in my white linen pants and lost at rectum roulette. It was a disaster."
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Get the rectum oppresser mug.A man, after being pegged and the toy removed from the rectum sprays shit everywhere, which slows to a slow lava flow of fecal matter and blood that does not stop.
After my Mom pegged me last night and removed the dildo from my ass, I had a Mt St Rectum Eruption that flowed for about a half hour. It stunk and took hours to get it all cleaned up. I can't wait until the next time.
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Little is known about this mysterious person except for their appearance. They possess a face (possibly a mask) with what appears to be a human rectum shown on it.
Sometimes in the woods, campers may hear their friends (s)cream in the night, followed by an ominous utterance:
"I have left you leaking and squeaking."
May whatever god exists have mercy on the poor individuals unfortunate to encounter this terrifying entity.
Little is known about this mysterious person except for their appearance. They possess a face (possibly a mask) with what appears to be a human rectum shown on it.
Sometimes in the woods, campers may hear their friends (s)cream in the night, followed by an ominous utterance:
"I have left you leaking and squeaking."
May whatever god exists have mercy on the poor individuals unfortunate to encounter this terrifying entity.
camper 1: I'm just going to go out into the woods to piss.
camper 2: Sure.
<after five minutes have elapsed>
camper 1: AHHHHHHHHH IT'S ANUS RECTUM FACE!
A.R.F.: I have left you leaking and squeaking.
camper 2: I'd better get the fuck out of here
camper 2: Sure.
<after five minutes have elapsed>
camper 1: AHHHHHHHHH IT'S ANUS RECTUM FACE!
A.R.F.: I have left you leaking and squeaking.
camper 2: I'd better get the fuck out of here
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Usually when someone is first maturing in age, their rectal cycle begins. While it’s normally one time only, for some it may happen at multiple times in their life (can be natural, from trauma, or other occurrences.) If you have yet to have yours after the age of 18, be sure to see a doctor and make sure you’re alright, while it is common to skip your butt period some may develop diseases or suffer symptoms in cause of it.
Can also cause growth in cheeks, period may last from one day to two weeks, and may cramp and pain depending on the person. It is a natural experience and happens differently for all however has been spoken of less due to embarrassment and hatred given and received from men back in the 1800’s.
Usually when someone is first maturing in age, their rectal cycle begins. While it’s normally one time only, for some it may happen at multiple times in their life (can be natural, from trauma, or other occurrences.) If you have yet to have yours after the age of 18, be sure to see a doctor and make sure you’re alright, while it is common to skip your butt period some may develop diseases or suffer symptoms in cause of it.
Can also cause growth in cheeks, period may last from one day to two weeks, and may cramp and pain depending on the person. It is a natural experience and happens differently for all however has been spoken of less due to embarrassment and hatred given and received from men back in the 1800’s.
by ProfessorAnalyst June 9, 2024
Get the Rectum Cycle mug.Optical Rectumitis is a neurosis resulting from having a brain fill so full of shit from institutionalized false authorities and first principles that the person is blinded to objective reality. Differs from Recto-cranial Inversion, or head-up-ass disease in that Optical Rectumitis sufferers are sucking new shit daily, while the rectocranial inverted people are hiding from new shit in old shit. Libtards tend toward optical rectumitis while conservatards tend toward rectocranial inversion.
Elon Musk's Optical Rectumitis is so severe, he thinks he can build a space port on 2000 feet of mud in a hurricane prone river delta and get to Mars by 2030 with a spacecraft that has suffered several "unscheduled disintegrations", two in 2025 alone.
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