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Ramen Raymond

Ramen Raymond an ugly ass motherfucker is racist
by Ray838gfd November 23, 2021
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raymond the ridg

ready to smash 24/7. always rolin/smokin. has only one BFF (Kassie D. Guerra) has the love of his nigga, I. and.. has a cute butt.
raymond the ridg is the BFF of Kassie Delaine Guerra.
by kassienigga May 12, 2009
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Captain Raymond Holt

An adorable big black guy who once read the entire Urban dictionary in only 74 mins. so that he "could converse with the others uniformed officers" .

He's been the captain of Brooklyn 99 precint, a kind of Daddy figure for Jake Peralta and a loving husband to Kevin.

His worst enemy is Madeline Wuntch , for whom he has frequently travelled abroad "to look for new Wuntch insults" . She later demoted him from captain to cop, escalating season 7th in a crazy funny situation.

His robot personality has smoothed down more and more during the 8th seasons of the show and his straight alter-ego "Is a real dog!" (quote by Jake Peralta).

He's really loved by all the squad and makes a great character who loves to send criminals, alias. PUNKS, in prison.
Grandma: "Derek, did you steal 20 bucks from my wallet again?!"
Derek: "...nope"
Grandma: "I know you are lying, You, PUNK!"
Derek: "Gosh, you really sound like Captain Raymond Holt"

"There is nothing more intoxicating that the clear absence of a penis" - Captain Holt alter-ego.
by Spaghetti_Lover_69 September 13, 2023
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Raymond

Raymond is a stupid skanky bitch who looks like the yellow teletubby . He thinks he better then everyone and doesn’t give a shit about no one then his 1inch uncircumcised dick. He is constantly rude to everyone thinks his humor is funny when in reality he is dumb as fuck. He thinks every girl wants him when no one would want his 5 foot clown hair Simpson looking ass dick. He smells like dick cheese and personally I think he has it. He is a selfish prick that doesn’t think about anyone feelings and can suck satan big cock which don’t mind since I’m 100% sure he sucks his best friend off everyday.
Best friend: want to go in the back of vons and suck me off
Raymond: yes but your going to have to hit it from behind

Best friend: deal
by One who shall not be named November 22, 2021
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Raymond

Raymond's are males that stink like my grandma's fartz, every Raymond I've met piss themselves and smear shit on their faces! they also look like grandpa's and catfish real not clcikbait
Emerson : ray u smell like shit

Raymond : shut up emmy
by emmywemmy142 November 20, 2021
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Raymond Khoury

Raymond, a.k.a Ray is an effective member of gangmasters group and he likes to remove it sometimes (chilo) and it can also be inserted in various locations depending on the need
Hey John, if you don't shut up I will insert you a Raymond Khoury
by anonymous April 13, 2022
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