hog roasting

The act of someone taking a penis in the ass and in the mouth giving the appearance that the individual is being roasted like a hog over a fire

John:"did you here what me and Jenny did?"
Tim: "no..."
john:"me and Jim totally were hog roasting her"

by jimmyboy85 December 7, 2009

Roast rips

It is where you begin roasting someone and then soon let one rip from laughing so hard

"Dude, did you hear about when Joey began to diss Danny and then had one of those roast rips?"

by Lawgster December 26, 2016

One-Roast

The act of pulling a sexual partner and having sex for one night then never contacting them again.

I stayed at colins house and he fell asleep so i gave stacey the one-roast.

by Leishmeato July 18, 2010

Poising the roast

A male mistress throwing a fit when his woman is late coming home and he has to eat dinner alone. Can pout or go to extreme measures for attention.

"Keep this up and I might have to start poising the roast"

by bear and kitten October 11, 2020

roast a pumpkin

When you place pumpkin in to an oven at 200 degrees (390 F) for approximately 40 minutes or until golden brown and tender.

Dude 1 "Hey bro! How about you go roast a pumpkin for dinner!?"
Dude 2 "What is that supposed to mean?"
Dude 1 " It's when you place pumpkin in to an oven at 200 degrees (390 F) for approximately 40 minutes or until golden brown and tender."
Dude 2 "Oh, right."

by Timberino May 19, 2016

monday roast

A traditional Sunday roast eaten midweek and cooked with as little effort as possible such as re-heating a left over Sunday roast or using ready made items bought at a shop.

Looking for wards to eating a Monday roast.

by Hatter101 March 23, 2016

Oyster Roast

a social gathering of many whores.

I can't wait to use my knife to pry open some oysters at the oyster roast tomorrow night!

by Mr. Tall Nut aka Nuttall March 27, 2012