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Dirty Ramen

Just ramen with wock. This is prepared by mixing prescription-strength cough or cold syrup containing codeine and promethazine with raw egg and dirty noodles.
I just poured some dirty ramen in my double cup
Yo those dirty ramen ain't shit
by WockEnjoyer2005 February 27, 2023
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The Ramen King

A prophecy once told of a boy named Ethan who would rise from a chicken flavored Ramen noodle packet, and restore peace to this Earth. Some say he could throw a ramen packet farther than the Chemo King himself. Others say he could whip his foes with his extremely long ramen-like hair.
The Ramen King saved us from a galactic space whale, my nibbaz
by B4dg3r January 21, 2017
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road ramen

When you type a location in your phone gps, but then it goes batshit crazy and gives you a route that looks like Spaghetti, that will probably take you a while to figure out.
"I think I'm going to be late, my gps just went road ramen on me.

"Dude.. yesterday when I was trying to get to your house, I made a wrong turn or some shit and then my gps just went road ramen, and it took me a fucking while to find it."
by Mosquito Bandito July 25, 2019
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Mid-Ramen Feeling

That feeling when you are halfway through your ramen cup of noodles and you are completely tired of eating it. The initially amazing taste has worn off.
Ugh, do you want the rest of this ramen? I have that mid-ramen feeling going on.
by thtsfreakinsweet January 8, 2011
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Maruchan Ramen

Top Ramen is the most famous brand of ramen instant noodles. Maruchan Ramen is virtually the same thing, but cheaper and made in the USA. Often a staple diet of "poor college students", but as the economy continues to worsen, more and more it it become a staple of people everywhere. Currently sold in a 12pk at your local Walmart for $2.50 -- $3.00 or individually for less than a quarter.

Maruchan is a brand of instant noodles and is a division of Toyo Suisan, a Japanese conglomerate. The name translates from Japanese into English as "little circle." They can be found in a packaged form to be cooked on a stove, in a cup to which boiled water is added, or can be microwaved. The noodles contain no preservatives, although they are cooked in vegetable oil preserved with TBHQ.

Maruchan Ramen noodles are made in Irvine, California, USA, and Richmond, Virginia, USA.

Dried or precooked noodles fused with oil, and often sold with a packet of flavoring. Dried noodles are usually eaten after being cooked or soaked in boiling water for 3 to 5 minutes, while precooked noodles can be reheated, or eaten straight from the packet. Although similar products were available in dynastic China, modern instant noodles were invented by Momofuku Andō of Nissin Foods.

Instant noodles are often criticized as being unhealthy or junk food. A single serving of instant noodles is high in carbohydrates but low in fiber, vitamins and minerals. Noodles are typically fried as part of the manufacturing process, resulting in high levels of saturated fat and/or trans fat. Additionally, if served in an instant broth, it typically contains high amounts of sodium. The current U.S. Recommended Dietary Allowance of sodium for adults and children over 4 years old is 2,400 mg/day. Some brands may have over 3,000 mg of sodium per package in extreme cases.
I've cut my monthly grocery bill to a fraction of what it used to be since I'm living on Maruchan Ramen!
by RosieTX1 March 7, 2009
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Sexual Ramen

Much like a college student who must resort to eating Top Ramen just to keep from starving to death, Sexual Ramen is the act of engaging in sexual relations with a less than desirable partner when one becomes desperate and horny.
I feel sorry for Bill. Last night he took the girl from the mail room home and engaged in Sexual Ramen.”
by austinl73 December 9, 2008
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Top Ramen Discussion

A discussion or debate which involves deciding which type of asian woman is hottest, most dateable or best in bed. Facts in these arguments are often gathered from internet porn or urban legend, if lacking in research you can simply make shit up.
Joe: DUDE, Japanese girls are open to do anything in bed. For fuck sake, they have blowjob competitions on TV.

Bill: Nah man, koreans are the best. They're great and bed and actually enjoy cleaning up after you...

You: I'm not having this "top ramen discussion"
by Ekkakub October 11, 2009
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