proctocracy

Rule by assholes.

We live in a proctocracy.

by shortbus_hitchhiker August 24, 2023

Ringul(pronounced ringle)

Its when a person that is in a marriage or relationship (boyfriend and girlfriend or same sex) has a intimate relationship with someone other than their spouse/lover that they r in a relationship with and the other partner or spouse knows of it but does not mind/care.

its not a threesome because it is seperate from the serious or not so serious relationship that the person is in .its not cheating because the other person knows about it and does not care.

some ringuls will say they are single to be in a relationship with someone who probably wont date them if they were not single;so they lie and say they are .

i'am ringul(pronounced ringle) ka-el so my husband does not mine if iam romantically involved with you.

by shhu August 24, 2009

POSSLQ (pronounced "possle cue")

Person of the opposite sex sharing living quarters. This used to be a Census Bureau term and may still be one.

My POSSLQ (pronounced "possle cue") and I have an agreement on who takes out the trash.

by Root Doctor May 3, 2010

apiphiliac (Pronounced) Aye-pea-fee-lee-ack

Honeybee friend, honeybee love, bee friendly and bee lovers

An apiphiliac (Pronounced) Aye-pea-fee-lee-ack is a friend and lover to honeybees.

by Catherine Apple Ann Garvin October 16, 2014

mock pronoun

A pronoun that someone says to mock or insult LGBTQ
such as nor/mal.
Different than neopronouns, mock pronouns are not actually used, and are just said to insult people who use pronouns

I told Steve that I'm enby and he said "oh so you go by stu/pid?"
Ugh so annoying how he uses mock pronouns like that

by KitChaos May 10, 2023

Mafa Woman (Pronounced Mah-Fah)

A modern day woman who has manufactured parts (implants: breast, hip, butt, cheek, lip, etc.) or who has had plastic surgery for non-medical reasons, usually strictly to enhance their appearance. Some of their body parts are "manufactured". They have chosen to let whatever the modern day trend is to dictate the way they should look to make them feel better about themselves, or to make themselves more attractive to someone else. This is typically a female thing, but some men may fit into this category. I just took the MA and the FA out of the word manufactured to create the word Mafa - Mafa Woman or Mafa Man.

The going thing seems to be that some men need the fake body parts on a woman to make them happy/satisfied, so some women think that this will help the men to stay satisfied with them. It is only an illusion!

Many of the popular Hip Hop Stars, Hollywood Actresses, and other Celebrities can be considered as a Mafa Woman (Pronounced Mah-Fah). It is also become more common with regular people also.

by Really II September 14, 2013

pronoun panic

The state of embarrassed backpedaling following the accidental revelation of a party's gender through the use of a gender-specific pronoun. This slip abruptly ends a series of either gender-neutral phrasings or "pronoun lies." Generally leads to an ineffective self-correction, as there is no further lie that can provide a save. Restricted to certain languages, depending on the grammar of gender.

Pronoun panic interrupting gender neutrality:
Brittany: I just found out that it was one of our parents -- I'm not saying which -- who hit Fluffy yesterday, not a neighbor. They were on the phone while pulling out of the driveway and they weren't paying attention. But he feels so...I mean, THEY feel...
Brad: AHH I can't believe Dad killed Fluffy!

...and interrupting a lie:
Mark: Oh, you're going to Paris? My girlfriend and I went last summer and it was so romantic. She's fluent in French and she's always wanted to go, so I saved up and surprised her for her birthday. What great memories...one night, I took him -- HER...
Bill: Mark, we all know you're gay.

by atds November 14, 2009