PROCRASTURBATION

Any human, age 12 throughout adulthood, already is aware of what this word means.

I PROCRASTURBATION, with any real, important task I am required to complete.

by Garth Norman May October 23, 2023

Procrastorbater

A person who frequently procrastinates and instead masturbates.

“Mark was very busy with his workload, instead of doing the work he masturbated all day. He is such a procrastorbater.”

by Palavinator February 3, 2026