The act of receiving a (sloppy) blowjob, covering the penis with several grams of cocaine, and proceeding to have sex. Variations of the act include having anal sex after the application of cocaine, resulting in a powdery chocolate covered pretzel stick.
by YikesMcGoo June 29, 2015
The act of eating lots of corn before shitting and smearing it on your dick making look like a pretzel rod and fucking a girl
by Slender Nugga October 19, 2019
Usually when people want free stuff they ask for slushie and pretzel only from 7-Eleven, because 7-Eleven is the best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Free slushie and pretzel February 01, 2018
noun, slang; A toilet-using technique with two individuals, usually relatives or lovers, one sits facing their partner who is sitting on the toilet, in such a manner that allows them both to use the same toilet, at the same time. Typically used to save time, or, if the urge to use the bathroom is great for either individual, or both.
"Me and my girlfriend had to use the bathroom really bad, so we just made a Lemon-Chocolate Pretzel."
"We're pressed for time, just make a Lemon-Chocolate Pretzel!"
"We're pressed for time, just make a Lemon-Chocolate Pretzel!"
by TinyLittleAz March 23, 2021
Can be loosesly defined as participating in some form of intercourse with a puerto rican, mexican, dutch, or any other female.
Before beginning this said intercourse, its a very good idea for both participants to eat at least two well balanced meals containing greasy food and grains.
When things are getting all hot and heavy, the 'lady' (not likely an appropriate title in this context) she evacuates her bowels in their entirety.
While the excrement is leaving the anus in a pretzel like form, the 'gentleman' pours 12oz of rum down her spine so that it evenly coats the 'pretzel'
When this rum-coated goodie treat has passed onto the ground/someone else's chest, you can grate your favorite type of cheese on it for looks.
Done deal.
Before beginning this said intercourse, its a very good idea for both participants to eat at least two well balanced meals containing greasy food and grains.
When things are getting all hot and heavy, the 'lady' (not likely an appropriate title in this context) she evacuates her bowels in their entirety.
While the excrement is leaving the anus in a pretzel like form, the 'gentleman' pours 12oz of rum down her spine so that it evenly coats the 'pretzel'
When this rum-coated goodie treat has passed onto the ground/someone else's chest, you can grate your favorite type of cheese on it for looks.
Done deal.
What's up boi??!
hey man, i just boned this chick who shat out a Puerto Rican Pretzel with me last week... and BOY does she smell like rum and poo
hey man, i just boned this chick who shat out a Puerto Rican Pretzel with me last week... and BOY does she smell like rum and poo
by Dickerd Ray July 26, 2011
The art of creating penis related symbols from a popular baked snack food. This often occurs from extreme boredom or because you are an 11 year old boy with a hormonal disposition to enjoy snacks in a new way.
During fourth period English class, Dante could not help but to create the Mona Lisa of cocks with his $1.25 Rold Gold pretzel sticks on his desk. His phallic pretzel art was revered by nearby Clara, but not by Mrs. Tuber.
by Allierace November 25, 2014
Mike: I totally gave Beth a German Pretzel Press
Xavier: Nice! I've only heard legends of the German Pretzel Press. It is said that only one possesing the Penis of Destiny can perform such a task.
Xavier: Nice! I've only heard legends of the German Pretzel Press. It is said that only one possesing the Penis of Destiny can perform such a task.
by superbadchicksgivingmemclovin February 12, 2011