Extremely small town located in the Sierra Nevada mountains of California. Main activities for locals consist of partying real hard having day raves wood raves live djs and of course partying!!!!
Portola can f****** party!!!
by chanceohle January 11, 2011
Get the Portola mug.When a Mediteranean with a strong flashy accent takes a girl, or perhaps a guy, and suddenly, oops there it is, his penis.
Also used in Anger Management as an "I am a lady! Oops, no I'm not."
Also used in Anger Management as an "I am a lady! Oops, no I'm not."
Guy: Yeah man, I just got a new car and...
Girl: What are you doing?!
Onlooker: Run! The Porto-Rican Oops There It Is!
Girl: What are you doing?!
Onlooker: Run! The Porto-Rican Oops There It Is!
by James Frost September 12, 2005
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The girls expressed great portiywque when their parents said it was much to late to have a sleepover.
by Kayla Schaudt March 28, 2008
Get the Portiywque mug.Portoon (pour-toon / pore-tune)
In general, emphasis should be placed on the correct usage of "portoon" rather than the definition, therefore, it can be thought of as an explicative
Using the term with varying quantities of the letter "o" can serve to emphasize the amount of "portooning" taking place.
One can "portoon for" something, while "portooooooning for" something has different connotation.
Adjectives may be placed in front of or after "portoon", the most notable being "heavy"
When used this way, one can engage in "heavy portooning", without attaching the article "for".
One can also "portoon heavy for" something.
Combining "heavy" with varying quantities of "o"s results in an entirely different meaning altogether.
While "to portoon for" is sometimes used, the preposition "to" does not indicate that "portoon" is a verb.
In general, emphasis should be placed on the correct usage of "portoon" rather than the definition, therefore, it can be thought of as an explicative
Using the term with varying quantities of the letter "o" can serve to emphasize the amount of "portooning" taking place.
One can "portoon for" something, while "portooooooning for" something has different connotation.
Adjectives may be placed in front of or after "portoon", the most notable being "heavy"
When used this way, one can engage in "heavy portooning", without attaching the article "for".
One can also "portoon heavy for" something.
Combining "heavy" with varying quantities of "o"s results in an entirely different meaning altogether.
While "to portoon for" is sometimes used, the preposition "to" does not indicate that "portoon" is a verb.
Example #1
Richie: *says nothing*
Vic: "I'm over here portoooooning for heavy rocket dick..."
Richie: *stares at vic*
Example #2
Mosey: *trying to figure out how to use the word "portoon"*
Vic: "GATANKSSSS SPAN!!!"
Mosey: *eats another wing*
Example #3
Vic: "I like slimy donkey dick!"
Richie: *says nothing*
Vic: "I'm over here portoooooning for heavy rocket dick..."
Richie: *stares at vic*
Example #2
Mosey: *trying to figure out how to use the word "portoon"*
Vic: "GATANKSSSS SPAN!!!"
Mosey: *eats another wing*
Example #3
Vic: "I like slimy donkey dick!"
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gets hurt in love sometimes but gets picked up by true friends
outgoing and fun, kinda shy though
gets hurt in love sometimes but gets picked up by true friends
outgoing and fun, kinda shy though
by sensoshockwave December 6, 2009
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is a potion that the internet guru Hal thompson creates which is used in basically any other potion. Its most commonly used in potions, to turn yourself into other forms.
is a potion that the internet guru Hal thompson creates which is used in basically any other potion. Its most commonly used in potions, to turn yourself into other forms.
Add Johnsons Potion of fleshly ambiguousness with whisky and dragons spit to turn you into a lemon juice monster.
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