prison plumber

Incarcerated medical professional assigned to relieve congested or clogged balls for fellow prisoners.

He was the best prison plumber in the yard.

by Innocent Killer September 15, 2023

Iceland Plumber

An icy or minty sensation in or around the anus.

That mint body wash surprised me with an Iceland plumber; icy and refreshing.

by Smooth Jazz and Acid June 29, 2017

Plumber

Someone that plays with fecal matter because they weren't smart enough to become an electrician

The plumber came to unblock the shitter pipe outhouse

by Mustcookspark August 30, 2019

key largo plumber

When you're fucking a girl from behind in her pussy and insert your whole hand in her anus and start to jerk yourself off.

I was with a girl last night and she was a total freak so i gave her the Key Largo Plumber.

by Aby Mandy September 12, 2017

Hood plumber

A service where unemployed black men fuck grossly overweight white women to feed off of their section 8 , food stamps, and other government funded services .

My obese aunt carol whos had several abortions , and a KFC member plus card , is looking for a new hood plumber to fill her holes .

by PauliePinks March 7, 2023

call the plumber

When someone says "you better call the plumber"
They are saying you've got your head shoved so far up your arse that you'd need a plumber to get it out.

with that kinda attitude call the plumber

by Don't Follow the Light November 13, 2023

Wyoming Plumber

The act of opening someones asshole then shitting in it.

I cant go out tonight im doing a Wyoming Plumber

by Ligmasigmagoon18 May 7, 2025